FROM THE COLLEGE BULLETIN
OF NOVEMBER 16.
As Mr. Hynes was coming from the
fourth floor last night, he saw Leo
Roling on the floor. Thinking that
he might be seriously injured, he at
once dispatched Officer Murphy to the
doctor's office on…
RUNNING THE AMBROSIAN.
"Where's the chief of this annual?"
"He is down town on business for
the annual."
"Where is his assistant?"
He has class now, and after that
he has work to do in the pressing
room and can not be…
POPULAR SONGS.
At Table—"I Wanta Spoon."
At Exams—"Poney Boy."
Your Laundry on Sat.—"That Mysterious Rag."
On the Carpet—"I'm Ready to Quit
and Be Good Now."
ASK GEORGE.
Kidney: "What's the difference between George Potters and an umbrella?"
Rump:…
WEDNESDAY.
Scene: Master of Discipline's Office.
Time: October 6, 12:48 P. M.
Master of Discipline (seated at his
office desk): Let's review last
Wednesday's account, and compare it with the present time. Ah,
I find another record has been
broken;…
"BROTHER BILL AND THE COW."
Cast:
Nig Leo Baxter
Johnie Spivens Jos. Hanley
Prefect B. B. Meyers
Extras Farmers
Time: Last March.
Scene: "Aggie's" Study Hall.
ACT O.
Nig (entering with telegram):
"Say, is there anyone here by the
name of J.…
WANT ADVERTISEMENTS
WANTED: To know who has my
book containing valuable letters.—
Russell.
WANTED: A large domesticated
bull dog with good open countenance and a fine physique.—Rosenthal.
WANTED: To know why Holtz is
always smiling.—Neuzil.
WANTED:…
OUR "ROW."
Several citizens visited friends in
the Latin Study Hall lately and
stayed a few weeks and then went
back tired but happy.
The sewing circle held its meeting
in "Mrs." Roling's home last evening.
WANTED.
Will some brother kindly…
Prof.: "Explain the Philosophy of
Kant!"
Van Waus: "I Kant!"
Prof.: "Yes, Immanuel Kant."
Van Waus: "I Kant."
Fr. Takkenburg: "I want five
good looking men to come with me
to the roof and help me build my
station. Who will…
