1914 Yearbook
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1914 Yearbook
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FROM THE COLLEGE BULLETIN
OF NOVEMBER 16.
As Mr. Hynes was coming from the
fourth floor last night, he saw Leo
Roling on the floor. Thinking that
he might be seriously injured, he at
once dispatched Officer Murphy to the
doctor's office on Wisdom Row. The
doctor was a Rosy gentleman, who
announced that he would signal a
Cab at once and Russell to the scene.
For some time the patient failed to
respond to the usual treatment given
in such cases, and it was feared for a
while that he would Cash in. Later
developments, however, proved more
encouraging, and it is now thought
that in case he does not Welch at the
thought of missing his classes, Dr.
Rosenthal and his assistants, Neuzil,
Kerrigan and Ligutti, can restore him
to his former good health.
ELECTION RETURNS.
Senior Joker Zeno Cash
Senior Artist Ligutti
Academic Tough Frazier
Shark Toynbee
Politician Hynes
Most Bashful Shields
Brightest , Welsh
Biggest Chewer Klise
Lover of Charity W. Schmidt
Spieler Rump
Doctor Rosenthal
Janitor Kleffman
President Morrin
Lawyer McDonnell
Musical D. Galligher
Happiest Kautz
Oldest Van Waus
Unluckiest J. Gallagher
Cutest Kidney
Sleepiest C. Wagner
Roling: "Say, 'Cub,' what's the
matter with 'Deacon' Cash over there.
He has been reading the Democrat all
morning?"
Murphy: "That's nothing new; he
does that every day. He is looking
for an 'take on weight' add."
"Ligutti!" shouted Marcus "Dis
gustus" in the middle of the night.
Ligutti, the winsome Italian, snored a bit louder and turned over.
"Ligutti!" he said, louder than before. "Whata is da matter," grunted "Italy." "Get up; the gas is leaking." "Aw puta da pan under ita and go backa to bada."
THAT MANNING MOCK TRIAIi.
"Rosenthal, have you ever been
sentenced to imprisonment before?"
asked Van Waus not unkindly.
"No, never," exclaimed Rosy; then
suddenly and dramatically bursting
into tears, "Never!"
"Well, well! Don't cry, my man,"
said Cab. "It needn't trouble you;
you're going to be!"
He stood at the bar of justice
Before his country's flag.
The prisoner chewed a toothpick,
While the lawyers chewed the rag.
Judge Roling looked grave and solemn.
With deliberation he then said:
"Morrin, I sentence you for life;
You'll labor till you're dead."
"What have I done?" Mell arose,
His voice with anger rang.
"What have you done?" the judge
replied,
"Why, my dear sir, you sang."
OVERHEARD ON "WISDOM ROW."
"Oh, they have hung pictures on
the wall to relieve them of that awful bareness."—(L. K.)
"I think it is a pretty shame when
we have so many fair lookers here to
our plays and can not meet them. I
must speak to Father Shannahan
about that matter at the next faculty
meeting. And we might as well get
those extra permissions."—(Liz.)
"Well, I like that! What do you
think we are? We were not born
yesterday."— (Rosy.)
"Gee, fellows, you ought to see the
swell dance they had at the Davenport last night. All the swells were
there. I wonder if they missed me.
Anyway, I had a fine time."—Whit,
our star boarder.)
'When I first came here the fellows did not care one bit for me But
I had not been away from home before and kept my mouth shut. Now
since they have found the kind of a
man I am, they are all my friends "
—Granquist.
OF NOVEMBER 16.
As Mr. Hynes was coming from the
fourth floor last night, he saw Leo
Roling on the floor. Thinking that
he might be seriously injured, he at
once dispatched Officer Murphy to the
doctor's office on Wisdom Row. The
doctor was a Rosy gentleman, who
announced that he would signal a
Cab at once and Russell to the scene.
For some time the patient failed to
respond to the usual treatment given
in such cases, and it was feared for a
while that he would Cash in. Later
developments, however, proved more
encouraging, and it is now thought
that in case he does not Welch at the
thought of missing his classes, Dr.
Rosenthal and his assistants, Neuzil,
Kerrigan and Ligutti, can restore him
to his former good health.
ELECTION RETURNS.
Senior Joker Zeno Cash
Senior Artist Ligutti
Academic Tough Frazier
Shark Toynbee
Politician Hynes
Most Bashful Shields
Brightest , Welsh
Biggest Chewer Klise
Lover of Charity W. Schmidt
Spieler Rump
Doctor Rosenthal
Janitor Kleffman
President Morrin
Lawyer McDonnell
Musical D. Galligher
Happiest Kautz
Oldest Van Waus
Unluckiest J. Gallagher
Cutest Kidney
Sleepiest C. Wagner
Roling: "Say, 'Cub,' what's the
matter with 'Deacon' Cash over there.
He has been reading the Democrat all
morning?"
Murphy: "That's nothing new; he
does that every day. He is looking
for an 'take on weight' add."
"Ligutti!" shouted Marcus "Dis
gustus" in the middle of the night.
Ligutti, the winsome Italian, snored a bit louder and turned over.
"Ligutti!" he said, louder than before. "Whata is da matter," grunted "Italy." "Get up; the gas is leaking." "Aw puta da pan under ita and go backa to bada."
THAT MANNING MOCK TRIAIi.
"Rosenthal, have you ever been
sentenced to imprisonment before?"
asked Van Waus not unkindly.
"No, never," exclaimed Rosy; then
suddenly and dramatically bursting
into tears, "Never!"
"Well, well! Don't cry, my man,"
said Cab. "It needn't trouble you;
you're going to be!"
He stood at the bar of justice
Before his country's flag.
The prisoner chewed a toothpick,
While the lawyers chewed the rag.
Judge Roling looked grave and solemn.
With deliberation he then said:
"Morrin, I sentence you for life;
You'll labor till you're dead."
"What have I done?" Mell arose,
His voice with anger rang.
"What have you done?" the judge
replied,
"Why, my dear sir, you sang."
OVERHEARD ON "WISDOM ROW."
"Oh, they have hung pictures on
the wall to relieve them of that awful bareness."—(L. K.)
"I think it is a pretty shame when
we have so many fair lookers here to
our plays and can not meet them. I
must speak to Father Shannahan
about that matter at the next faculty
meeting. And we might as well get
those extra permissions."—(Liz.)
"Well, I like that! What do you
think we are? We were not born
yesterday."— (Rosy.)
"Gee, fellows, you ought to see the
swell dance they had at the Davenport last night. All the swells were
there. I wonder if they missed me.
Anyway, I had a fine time."—Whit,
our star boarder.)
'When I first came here the fellows did not care one bit for me But
I had not been away from home before and kept my mouth shut. Now
since they have found the kind of a
man I am, they are all my friends "
—Granquist.
Date
1914
Identifier
http://cdm16810.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/p16810coll2/id/3343