1914 Yearbook
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1914 Yearbook
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POPULAR SONGS.
At Table—"I Wanta Spoon."
At Exams—"Poney Boy."
Your Laundry on Sat.—"That Mysterious Rag."
On the Carpet—"I'm Ready to Quit
and Be Good Now."
ASK GEORGE.
Kidney: "What's the difference between George Potters and an umbrella?"
Rump: "You got me. What is
it?"
Kidney: "Well, you can shut an
umbrella up, but "
DID YOU EVER STOP TO
COMPARE.
Shields with Gerwe
Frazier with Moore
Gerwe with Welch
Lawler with Kinnavey
TALCUM POWDER CLUB.
Motto: "Any way to cover it over."
Members:
Shields Cash
Morrin Evans
Casey Gallagher
TRIANNUAL HAIR CLUB.
Motto: "Down with Red's."
Members:
Lawler Myers
Coleman Morrin
Cash Rosenthal
IN "TWEELDES."
Liz: Have you read "Freckles"?
Tiz (quickly): Oh, no; that's the
red lights shining on my face.
Wagner: Say, Smith discovered
the fourth dimension.
Cahill: What does he say it is?
Wagner: Ligutti's feet.
LATEST ST. AMBROSE CENSUS.
Mexican athletes 1
Aggies 85
Students who are late on Wednesday 40
Readers who knock the staff, but
are crabby if they are not mentioned 38
Boobs who are on the blacklist. . 36
Fellows from home 20
EXTRACTS FROM "PAT'S" DIARY.
June 1—Exams are coming. We
should cry, with the best show of
the year on at the American. Some
one (known to me only) burns
midnight oil waiting to see Baxter.
June 2—'Tis a memorable day. Dad
and I get date for the Hill bunch.
June 3—Jew Shields is seen on West
Second street. Brings back big
package.
WAS IT OUR JOHN?
"Yes, a college education brings
out all the good there is in a boy,"
said John's mother.
"Yes," retorted John's dad, "and
in John's case, it would have been
just as well if a little of it could have
stayed in."
POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE.
Russell (after they had gone):
"What did you mean by telling those
people that my humor was positive,
but not negative?"
Luigi: "I meant that you could
make a joke, but could not take
one."
SOME MAY NOT HAVE HEARD IT.
Wagner: I hear that Burke has
closed the library.
Morrin: It that so? What for?
Wagner: He found measles in the
dictionary.
A VALUABLE TIP.
When you have saved up enough
money to go to town
Buy an AMBROSIAN.
AN OLD ONE OF 1911.
Brown (in Chemistry lab.): "Father,what is this criticism you have
written in note book? I can't read
it. What does it mean?"
Fr. Heller: "That asks to please
be more careful with your penmanship."
HIS DREAM.
I dreamed a dream the other night
Most fair it seemed to me;
I dreamed that I, a learned Prof.,
Flunked all the Faculty.
But in the morning when I awoke,
Things were not quite so fine—
For on my papers I remembered
Was written sixty-nine.
At Table—"I Wanta Spoon."
At Exams—"Poney Boy."
Your Laundry on Sat.—"That Mysterious Rag."
On the Carpet—"I'm Ready to Quit
and Be Good Now."
ASK GEORGE.
Kidney: "What's the difference between George Potters and an umbrella?"
Rump: "You got me. What is
it?"
Kidney: "Well, you can shut an
umbrella up, but "
DID YOU EVER STOP TO
COMPARE.
Shields with Gerwe
Frazier with Moore
Gerwe with Welch
Lawler with Kinnavey
TALCUM POWDER CLUB.
Motto: "Any way to cover it over."
Members:
Shields Cash
Morrin Evans
Casey Gallagher
TRIANNUAL HAIR CLUB.
Motto: "Down with Red's."
Members:
Lawler Myers
Coleman Morrin
Cash Rosenthal
IN "TWEELDES."
Liz: Have you read "Freckles"?
Tiz (quickly): Oh, no; that's the
red lights shining on my face.
Wagner: Say, Smith discovered
the fourth dimension.
Cahill: What does he say it is?
Wagner: Ligutti's feet.
LATEST ST. AMBROSE CENSUS.
Mexican athletes 1
Aggies 85
Students who are late on Wednesday 40
Readers who knock the staff, but
are crabby if they are not mentioned 38
Boobs who are on the blacklist. . 36
Fellows from home 20
EXTRACTS FROM "PAT'S" DIARY.
June 1—Exams are coming. We
should cry, with the best show of
the year on at the American. Some
one (known to me only) burns
midnight oil waiting to see Baxter.
June 2—'Tis a memorable day. Dad
and I get date for the Hill bunch.
June 3—Jew Shields is seen on West
Second street. Brings back big
package.
WAS IT OUR JOHN?
"Yes, a college education brings
out all the good there is in a boy,"
said John's mother.
"Yes," retorted John's dad, "and
in John's case, it would have been
just as well if a little of it could have
stayed in."
POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE.
Russell (after they had gone):
"What did you mean by telling those
people that my humor was positive,
but not negative?"
Luigi: "I meant that you could
make a joke, but could not take
one."
SOME MAY NOT HAVE HEARD IT.
Wagner: I hear that Burke has
closed the library.
Morrin: It that so? What for?
Wagner: He found measles in the
dictionary.
A VALUABLE TIP.
When you have saved up enough
money to go to town
Buy an AMBROSIAN.
AN OLD ONE OF 1911.
Brown (in Chemistry lab.): "Father,what is this criticism you have
written in note book? I can't read
it. What does it mean?"
Fr. Heller: "That asks to please
be more careful with your penmanship."
HIS DREAM.
I dreamed a dream the other night
Most fair it seemed to me;
I dreamed that I, a learned Prof.,
Flunked all the Faculty.
But in the morning when I awoke,
Things were not quite so fine—
For on my papers I remembered
Was written sixty-nine.
Date
1914
Identifier
http://cdm16810.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/p16810coll2/id/3345