1914 Yearbook
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1914 Yearbook
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RUNNING THE AMBROSIAN.
"Where's the chief of this annual?"
"He is down town on business for
the annual."
"Where is his assistant?"
He has class now, and after that
he has work to do in the pressing
room and can not be bothered."
"Where is the business manager?"
"Well, he is supposed to be down
town on business, but if the truth
was known, you will find him at the
Columbia."
"Where could you find the humorous editor?"
"He is no doubt over looking after
his charges."
"Who runs the annual?"
"The Faculty."
A GRAND HINT.
If you want a policeman and can
not find one, just give the St. Ambrose yell.
Prof.: "I want you fellows to
take notes. Listen with one ear and
write with the other."
Russell: "Down in our country
we give old chickens alcohol to drink
oefore we kill them."
Ligutti: "What's that for?"
Russell: "To make them tender.
They're half stewed before we cook
them."
Prof.: "I will proceed to examine
and, if possible, elaborate the ideas
of Mr. Welsh. The outlook is not at
all promising, but we may be able to
find something in what he said."
DANCENOT CLUB.
Founded: 567 B. C.
Motto: "Never do it."
Members in the Faculty:
None.
Members in the College:
Ed Rump W. Miller
M. Whittaker G. Miller
J. Welsh F. Simons
"Glove" Potter "Cuttie" Dan
Don't knock, we have read stuff
worse than this ourselves.
THINGS THAT SEEM IMPOSSIBLE.
1. A spike in the apple sauce.
2. A SAC and ICA ball.
3. Warm meat on Sunday morn-
4. Hot water when you want it.
5. For Belle to return all the
laundry.
6. A small blacklist.
MEMORY.
Prof. (Psychology class): "What
is memory?"
Van Waus: "Memory is the feeling that steals over us when we
listen to some of Welsh's original
stories."
Father H., in Rhetoric: Sometimes it is advisable to use long sentences, but they should not be too
long. Mr. Murphy, what do you consider a long sentence?
F. Murphy (in a low voice): Life
imprisonment!
Father H.: You'll get you sentence at four o'clock.
"Where's the chief of this annual?"
"He is down town on business for
the annual."
"Where is his assistant?"
He has class now, and after that
he has work to do in the pressing
room and can not be bothered."
"Where is the business manager?"
"Well, he is supposed to be down
town on business, but if the truth
was known, you will find him at the
Columbia."
"Where could you find the humorous editor?"
"He is no doubt over looking after
his charges."
"Who runs the annual?"
"The Faculty."
A GRAND HINT.
If you want a policeman and can
not find one, just give the St. Ambrose yell.
Prof.: "I want you fellows to
take notes. Listen with one ear and
write with the other."
Russell: "Down in our country
we give old chickens alcohol to drink
oefore we kill them."
Ligutti: "What's that for?"
Russell: "To make them tender.
They're half stewed before we cook
them."
Prof.: "I will proceed to examine
and, if possible, elaborate the ideas
of Mr. Welsh. The outlook is not at
all promising, but we may be able to
find something in what he said."
DANCENOT CLUB.
Founded: 567 B. C.
Motto: "Never do it."
Members in the Faculty:
None.
Members in the College:
Ed Rump W. Miller
M. Whittaker G. Miller
J. Welsh F. Simons
"Glove" Potter "Cuttie" Dan
Don't knock, we have read stuff
worse than this ourselves.
THINGS THAT SEEM IMPOSSIBLE.
1. A spike in the apple sauce.
2. A SAC and ICA ball.
3. Warm meat on Sunday morn-
4. Hot water when you want it.
5. For Belle to return all the
laundry.
6. A small blacklist.
MEMORY.
Prof. (Psychology class): "What
is memory?"
Van Waus: "Memory is the feeling that steals over us when we
listen to some of Welsh's original
stories."
Father H., in Rhetoric: Sometimes it is advisable to use long sentences, but they should not be too
long. Mr. Murphy, what do you consider a long sentence?
F. Murphy (in a low voice): Life
imprisonment!
Father H.: You'll get you sentence at four o'clock.
Date
1914
Identifier
http://cdm16810.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/p16810coll2/id/3344