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PROFESSOR MC GINN AT HIS MEDITATION HOUR
Professor: Just think of it! Those Spanish hidalgos would go three thousand miles
on a galleon.
Whitman: Nonsense. You can't believe half what you read about those foreign
cars.
Now…
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When
When we get a free day twice some week,
When the Irish will not fight,
When the Yidds quit saving money,
When it rains all day some night,
When John Bull sinks his navy,
When "yo black boys" give up dice,
When old B. J. will cut…
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SOCIETY
The "Morfeuns"
The "Morfeuns", followers of
Morpheus, held ther first meeting
on the first day of school. They
attempt to hold daily meetings,
but are not always successful.
The club enjoys a…
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SPORTS LA PSYCHOSOMNA AND BUNKO SPORTS page 5
CHARGE OF PROFESSIONALISM
THREE ALL-AMERICAN
CHOW-MEN CAUGHT
Their Career Ends
June—As a proof of the energetic methods which the National Eating Ass'n has adopted toward keeping the eating…
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page 4 SPORTS LA PSYCHOSOMNA AND BUNKO SPORTS
WALTER BLANK NAMES ALL-AMERICAN CHOW TEAM
FIRST TIME IN PRINT
Tries to Please All
June, 1922—The suspense is
over. The long-looked-for All-
American Chow eleven has at last
come into print,…
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LA PSYCHOSOMNA AND BUNKO page 3
MYSTERY REMAINS
UNSOLVED
Pieper and Rump are Determined
June—On a certain balmy evening of last February Pieper and
Rump, the hall-room boys, hied
themselves to their room as was
their custom. Arriving…
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LA PSYCHOSOMNO AND
BUNKO
The Psycho Co.
Publishers
Entered as 1-2 matter Feb. 31,
1922. At the Filbert, under the
fourth act of the Follies of 1922.
All unsolicited articles and pictures sent to the…
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Price Nonsense
LA PSYCHOSOMNA
AND BUNKO
Last Male
VOL. 202 C. C.
PASSEMALL, ISLE-O-NO- FLUNK, FRIDAY THE 13TH
NO. 1812 Green
MYSTERY AT FRAT IS SOLVED
SELECTS WRONG NUMBER
RESULTS DISASTROUS
(Special)
R. Emmet Crowley is a talented…
