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To a Postman
Slowly the moon drifts o'er the sky,
Slowly the tide rolls in ;
Slowly the lover says "Good-bye",
Slowly the three fates spin.
Slowly the flowers peep through in the
Spring,
Slowly the sea turns blue,
Slowly…
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A Back-Fire
Said "Frosh" to the Professor
Thinking he was cute,
"If a thief got in the cellar,
Answrer me, would the coal-
chute?"
Then the "Prof" replied to
"Freshie",
"That question's surely good.
I'm not sure if the coal…
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Bummer: He was driven to his grave.
Buzz: Sure he was. Did you expect him to walk?
Daddy Sullivan wrote to his friend, this: "My dear
friend, it is so dry in this school that we have fish here,
fish mind you, four years old,…
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OFFICERS OF SIGMA ALPHA CHI (FRAT HOUSE)
Ace (President) Lampe
King of Spades (Vice-President) F. Collins
High 5 (Secretary) Costello
Diamond Flush (Treasurer) Lew
Joker (Custodian of the Mascot) Watters
Three of Spades (Chef) …
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Like Father, Like Son
In the name of the Fourth Year Academic Class we hereby express our gratitude to
our valorous and notorious young man who so bravely, and with such astute, almost
uncanny technical knowledge, hounded down with…
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Oil and Water
"Dugan" and prohibition.
"Red" Crestani and perpetual summer.
"Jake" and a school without a baseball
team.
Wednesday P. M. and classes.
St. Ambrose and "eats".
Sixth Year Latin Class and class on…
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THAT FOOTBALL GAME
It all started when Julius
Caesar, ace of the ancient masterminds, held a hot argument
with Andy Gump, dangerous
contender for the same crown
amongst modern geniuses. The
subject of the argument was
athletics—ancient…
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but in the "dago" section the dispensers peddled
dago red bananas, and garlick drops.
To relieve the monotony of waiting, music was
furnished by Cleopatra's Snappy Six, King Kole's
Raggin' Fools, Sousa's Band, U. S. Marine…
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seated on the Ancients side of the field:—Ruth the Gleaner ; Bill Shakespeare; King Henry the eighth with an armful of vamps; King Arthur surrounded by his hungry round-
the-table, free-lunch hounds; the King of Siam (made famous by F.…
