1922 Yearbook
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1922 Yearbook
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The Ambrosian
A Back-Fire
Said "Frosh" to the Professor
Thinking he was cute,
"If a thief got in the cellar,
Answrer me, would the coal-
chute?"
Then the "Prof" replied to
"Freshie",
"That question's surely good.
I'm not sure if the coal would
shoot,
But I think the kindling-
wood."
Watters, at the shirt store: I would like to see a shirt
that would fit me.
Clerk: So would I, Mr.
Sit Down, Duck
Herlehy: You want to keep your eyes open around
here today.
Besten : What for ?
Herlehy: Because people will think you are off if you
go around with them shut.
Correct
The gods invented sleep and then some fool invented
the alarm clock.
Roger
When the sun will rise at 6 P. M.,
When the desert will grow muddy,
When all the girls will paint condemn,
That's when I'll begin to study.
T. Murphy: Do you know the difference between an elephant and a doughnut?
R. Nolan: No.
Murphy: You'd be a fine one to send
after doughnuts.
Conway: In what course do you hope to
graduate ?
Phelan: In the course of time.
One Hundred Sixty-two
A Back-Fire
Said "Frosh" to the Professor
Thinking he was cute,
"If a thief got in the cellar,
Answrer me, would the coal-
chute?"
Then the "Prof" replied to
"Freshie",
"That question's surely good.
I'm not sure if the coal would
shoot,
But I think the kindling-
wood."
Watters, at the shirt store: I would like to see a shirt
that would fit me.
Clerk: So would I, Mr.
Sit Down, Duck
Herlehy: You want to keep your eyes open around
here today.
Besten : What for ?
Herlehy: Because people will think you are off if you
go around with them shut.
Correct
The gods invented sleep and then some fool invented
the alarm clock.
Roger
When the sun will rise at 6 P. M.,
When the desert will grow muddy,
When all the girls will paint condemn,
That's when I'll begin to study.
T. Murphy: Do you know the difference between an elephant and a doughnut?
R. Nolan: No.
Murphy: You'd be a fine one to send
after doughnuts.
Conway: In what course do you hope to
graduate ?
Phelan: In the course of time.
One Hundred Sixty-two
Date
1922
Rights
St. Ambrose University, 518 W. Locust St., Davenport, IA 52803
Identifier
http://cdm16810.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/p16810coll2/id/8236