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Oil and Water
"Dugan" and prohibition.
"Red" Crestani and perpetual summer.
"Jake" and a school without a baseball
team.
Wednesday P. M. and classes.
St. Ambrose and "eats".
Sixth Year Latin Class and class on…
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Like Father, Like Son
In the name of the Fourth Year Academic Class we hereby express our gratitude to
our valorous and notorious young man who so bravely, and with such astute, almost
uncanny technical knowledge, hounded down with…
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OFFICERS OF SIGMA ALPHA CHI (FRAT HOUSE)
Ace (President) Lampe
King of Spades (Vice-President) F. Collins
High 5 (Secretary) Costello
Diamond Flush (Treasurer) Lew
Joker (Custodian of the Mascot) Watters
Three of Spades (Chef) …
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Bummer: He was driven to his grave.
Buzz: Sure he was. Did you expect him to walk?
Daddy Sullivan wrote to his friend, this: "My dear
friend, it is so dry in this school that we have fish here,
fish mind you, four years old,…
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A Back-Fire
Said "Frosh" to the Professor
Thinking he was cute,
"If a thief got in the cellar,
Answrer me, would the coal-
chute?"
Then the "Prof" replied to
"Freshie",
"That question's surely good.
I'm not sure if the coal…
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To a Postman
Slowly the moon drifts o'er the sky,
Slowly the tide rolls in ;
Slowly the lover says "Good-bye",
Slowly the three fates spin.
Slowly the flowers peep through in the
Spring,
Slowly the sea turns blue,
Slowly…
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Mr. Jones: Is your son home from college?
Mr. Lawler: I presume so. I haven't
seen my car for a week.
A certain young man from Cotuit
Had some gum, and he wanted to chuit.
To his parents he went,
To secure their consent,
And they both…
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Breathless
Till: Say, Woeber, I was
out hunting yesterday and I
had good luck.
Woeber: Glad to hear it.
Till: Yeah, I wasn't out
two minutes before a rabbit
lay dead at my feet.
Woeber: What did it die
from ?
Pass the Buck
Reis Boys…
