1922 Yearbook
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1922 Yearbook
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The Ambrosian
Mr. Jones: Is your son home from college?
Mr. Lawler: I presume so. I haven't
seen my car for a week.
A certain young man from Cotuit
Had some gum, and he wanted to chuit.
To his parents he went,
To secure their consent,
And they both answered: "Surely; gotuit!"
Song of the Thirsty One
Thirsty days hath September,
April, June, and November.
All the rest are thirsty, too,
Unless you make your own home brew.
Prof, in Christian Doctrine: I think you
all have an elementary knowledge of scientific terms, therefore I shall try to explain just why there is a hell.
D. Sullivan: Go to it, old man; I'll try
to follow you.
Fights For It Too
Each flea firmly believes that he lives on
the most wonderful dog in the world.
That's patriotism.
In the Land of Finance
"Here, boy," said the man to the boy
who was helping him drive a bunch of cattle, "hold this bull a minute, will you?"
"No," answered the boy; "I don't mind
bein' a director in this company, but I'm
darned if I want to be a stockholder."
"I have met the enemy, and they are hours," muttered the student who was ar
ranging his schedule.
McDonough: What's the Spanish word for chicken ?
"Bummer": Puella.
One Hundred Sixty
Mr. Jones: Is your son home from college?
Mr. Lawler: I presume so. I haven't
seen my car for a week.
A certain young man from Cotuit
Had some gum, and he wanted to chuit.
To his parents he went,
To secure their consent,
And they both answered: "Surely; gotuit!"
Song of the Thirsty One
Thirsty days hath September,
April, June, and November.
All the rest are thirsty, too,
Unless you make your own home brew.
Prof, in Christian Doctrine: I think you
all have an elementary knowledge of scientific terms, therefore I shall try to explain just why there is a hell.
D. Sullivan: Go to it, old man; I'll try
to follow you.
Fights For It Too
Each flea firmly believes that he lives on
the most wonderful dog in the world.
That's patriotism.
In the Land of Finance
"Here, boy," said the man to the boy
who was helping him drive a bunch of cattle, "hold this bull a minute, will you?"
"No," answered the boy; "I don't mind
bein' a director in this company, but I'm
darned if I want to be a stockholder."
"I have met the enemy, and they are hours," muttered the student who was ar
ranging his schedule.
McDonough: What's the Spanish word for chicken ?
"Bummer": Puella.
One Hundred Sixty
Date
1922
Rights
St. Ambrose University, 518 W. Locust St., Davenport, IA 52803
Identifier
http://cdm16810.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/p16810coll2/id/8234