"THE BLUE AND WHITE"
Where mighty Mississippi flows,
Where o'er the hills the west wind blows,
The oaken boughs swing to and fro,
And spring birds come and sing and go—
The old school stands; the old bell rings,
Whose echo in my heart still…
Judge, Messrs.—Monroe county judges; both broke blood vessels ex-
pounding the law of the ascension of smoke to the unbelievers.
Overburg, Heinie—Shocked to death by Neiters and Code.
Cone, E. A.—Choked to death trying to pronounce two big words…
FROM "THE PARABLES OF EBENEZER'
Mary had a little lamb,
Its eyes were ocean blue;
Oh, how she loved that little lamb,
I'm sure you'd love it too.
Its cheeks were like the roses,
Its voice a pigeon's coo;
Oh, how she hugged that little lamb,
I'm sure…
Malone: "What are you making there, Flynn?"
Flynn (who is some chemist) : "Ethyl alcohol."
Malone: "Well, you are making an awful mess of Ethel."
The One: "This is an awful typewriter. The letter "I" is worn out.'"
The Other: "Well, what…
Both were weary from the battle,
Still their souls cried loud for more;
Lessin silent for a moment
Then his lips began to swell
And his eyes grew black and bulging
That is all there is to tell.
Ed: "I wish you wouldn't snore in your sleep."
George:…
Humorous
HE LOVES HIS WORK
Timmy Donahue, of north of town, has returned to Saint Ambrose College in Davenport, after his well earned Easter vacation. Timmy is finishing his third year at the big institution and his love for his work increases
as the…
Freshmen Class History
A CERTAIN writer has proclaimed that the Freshman year is
the beginning of all College problems. Now the average Collegian perhaps does not regard it as such; nevertheless, our
experience during the past year has enabled us to…
Special
BREVITY is the soul of wit, but not of composition. However,
we must make the best of it, for space forbids a lengthy and
detailed account of the Special Class or its individual members. Measured by numbers, it is true, we are small, but…
