1918 Yearbook
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1918 Yearbook
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Malone: "What are you making there, Flynn?"
Flynn (who is some chemist) : "Ethyl alcohol."
Malone: "Well, you are making an awful mess of Ethel."
The One: "This is an awful typewriter. The letter "I" is worn out.'"
The Other: "Well, what would you expect? Seupple used it last night
to write an account of the football game for the Iowa City paper."
DON'T YOU WISH YOU KNEW?
The royal road to "A's."
Where Kinnavey gets that old stuff.
What Paul Kelly puts on his hair.
Why Seupple is never sick on Wednesday afternoon.
How many miles Sheehan covered from his room to the mail box after
9 p. m.
How far Wallace would jump if he sat on a tack.
If Malloy still loves the girl in Albia.
Where Judge gets his speed.
Why Henry hangs around Griffin's.
The guy that invented Political Economy.
If Ziggy really knows who "Juper's Cats" were.
Why they call Gannon "Red" and Mahoney "Skinny."
If Boody was always as cute as he is now.
What Doc would do without his Daily Gate City.
The meaning of "We two are one."
The meaning of the sentence, "If we had some ham, we'd have some
ham and eggs, if we had some eggs."
Whether Ziggy was really sick or only stalling this time.
What Jaeger said under his breath when the cow said "M-o-o-o" as he
was setting forth arguments for his side of the Debate.
What Volz would do without Ziggy.
What the next style of tank suits will be.
Where Coonan met Andy Koken.
Prof. Canterbury to Judge: "That's fine, Mr. Judge. John McCormick
couldn't sing it any better—if he had your voice."
Rohret (In a hot debate): "Is it clear to you now, Mr. Griffith?'
Grif.: "Well, I have intelligence enough to make it clear."
Cone: "What is it that is in the air, has four feet, and is covered with
feathers?"
Wheelan: "I dunno, what is it ?"
Cone: "Two canaries."
Flynn (who is some chemist) : "Ethyl alcohol."
Malone: "Well, you are making an awful mess of Ethel."
The One: "This is an awful typewriter. The letter "I" is worn out.'"
The Other: "Well, what would you expect? Seupple used it last night
to write an account of the football game for the Iowa City paper."
DON'T YOU WISH YOU KNEW?
The royal road to "A's."
Where Kinnavey gets that old stuff.
What Paul Kelly puts on his hair.
Why Seupple is never sick on Wednesday afternoon.
How many miles Sheehan covered from his room to the mail box after
9 p. m.
How far Wallace would jump if he sat on a tack.
If Malloy still loves the girl in Albia.
Where Judge gets his speed.
Why Henry hangs around Griffin's.
The guy that invented Political Economy.
If Ziggy really knows who "Juper's Cats" were.
Why they call Gannon "Red" and Mahoney "Skinny."
If Boody was always as cute as he is now.
What Doc would do without his Daily Gate City.
The meaning of "We two are one."
The meaning of the sentence, "If we had some ham, we'd have some
ham and eggs, if we had some eggs."
Whether Ziggy was really sick or only stalling this time.
What Jaeger said under his breath when the cow said "M-o-o-o" as he
was setting forth arguments for his side of the Debate.
What Volz would do without Ziggy.
What the next style of tank suits will be.
Where Coonan met Andy Koken.
Prof. Canterbury to Judge: "That's fine, Mr. Judge. John McCormick
couldn't sing it any better—if he had your voice."
Rohret (In a hot debate): "Is it clear to you now, Mr. Griffith?'
Grif.: "Well, I have intelligence enough to make it clear."
Cone: "What is it that is in the air, has four feet, and is covered with
feathers?"
Wheelan: "I dunno, what is it ?"
Cone: "Two canaries."
Publisher
Wagner's Printery
Date
1918
Rights
St. Ambrose University, 518 W. Locust St., Davenport, IA 52803
Identifier
http://cdm16810.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/p16810coll2/id/6741