1918 Yearbook
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1918 Yearbook
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Both were weary from the battle,
Still their souls cried loud for more;
Lessin silent for a moment
Then his lips began to swell
And his eyes grew black and bulging
That is all there is to tell.
Ed: "I wish you wouldn't snore in your sleep."
George: "What is the matter with you now ?"
Ed: "Those sleepless nights are getting on my nerves."
Aggie: "You have a mighty good head on you."
Commercial: "Thank you."
Aggie: "I mean it's almost brand new, you haven't used it much."
Chem. Prof.: "You can collect gas over
Supan: "Over night."
what?"
Fr. T.: "How long is a millimeter?"
Feeney: "About as long as a flea's ear is wide."
O'Donnell, the waiter (in chem. lab. about noon): "Now I will be getting late in the kitchen and I will have to run the whole meal my legs off."
(And his name is O'Donnell, can you imagine it?)
Prof. (Dictating sentence for translation): "What difference does it
make whether we drink wine or water?"
L. D.: "About fifteen cents a glass."
John: "Is Rex very brilliant in class ?"
Doc: "Brilliant! If that fellow had enough body to properly clothe
his intellect, he would weigh three hundred pounds."
This is the story as we received at our office:
Neiters was quite Frank when he said that it would make Archi-bald
to hear Keegan Rohr-et Sweeney, while the two Judges sat in the Sinnott
watching Prof. Hannon write out a Code of laws which would Stahl Lawlor
who had a will of his own from Wheelan Malloy in a Cone with Sup-on the
handles, Over-bergs and near the barns that were painted Red by a Car-
pentier from Titterington.
Junior Commercial (When Cash and Hand were settling a dispute in
the locker-room) : "How is the fight coming out?"
Senior Com.: "Cash on Hand to date."
Chem. Prof.: "Does anyone know where the word 'hydrate' comes
from?"
Malone: "I think it comes from 'hydrant'."
Fr. McGuire: "What were three baths of Dioletian?"
Gannon: "Hot, cold and luke-warm."
Still their souls cried loud for more;
Lessin silent for a moment
Then his lips began to swell
And his eyes grew black and bulging
That is all there is to tell.
Ed: "I wish you wouldn't snore in your sleep."
George: "What is the matter with you now ?"
Ed: "Those sleepless nights are getting on my nerves."
Aggie: "You have a mighty good head on you."
Commercial: "Thank you."
Aggie: "I mean it's almost brand new, you haven't used it much."
Chem. Prof.: "You can collect gas over
Supan: "Over night."
what?"
Fr. T.: "How long is a millimeter?"
Feeney: "About as long as a flea's ear is wide."
O'Donnell, the waiter (in chem. lab. about noon): "Now I will be getting late in the kitchen and I will have to run the whole meal my legs off."
(And his name is O'Donnell, can you imagine it?)
Prof. (Dictating sentence for translation): "What difference does it
make whether we drink wine or water?"
L. D.: "About fifteen cents a glass."
John: "Is Rex very brilliant in class ?"
Doc: "Brilliant! If that fellow had enough body to properly clothe
his intellect, he would weigh three hundred pounds."
This is the story as we received at our office:
Neiters was quite Frank when he said that it would make Archi-bald
to hear Keegan Rohr-et Sweeney, while the two Judges sat in the Sinnott
watching Prof. Hannon write out a Code of laws which would Stahl Lawlor
who had a will of his own from Wheelan Malloy in a Cone with Sup-on the
handles, Over-bergs and near the barns that were painted Red by a Car-
pentier from Titterington.
Junior Commercial (When Cash and Hand were settling a dispute in
the locker-room) : "How is the fight coming out?"
Senior Com.: "Cash on Hand to date."
Chem. Prof.: "Does anyone know where the word 'hydrate' comes
from?"
Malone: "I think it comes from 'hydrant'."
Fr. McGuire: "What were three baths of Dioletian?"
Gannon: "Hot, cold and luke-warm."
Publisher
Wagner's Printery
Date
1918
Rights
St. Ambrose University, 518 W. Locust St., Davenport, IA 52803
Identifier
http://cdm16810.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/p16810coll2/id/6740