ODE TO THE PEST HOUSE
In my little grey house called the pest,
I languished for days, not of rest;
For the nurse, all in white,
Was the best thing in sight;
But the house—Oh, my brain !—was a jest.
Rats and mice galloped 'round—hordes galore!
I could…
THE PEST
THE BILLIARD CLUB
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broomstakes. Mr. Wolfe has earned the title of cartoonist because of
his ability to "draw".
R. Emmet Crowley, "our inspiration", holds the record for breaking
tips, much to the discomfiture of…
THE PEST
SPORTS
Wampus Kitty Dethrones Pop Geers
THE BILLIARD CLUB
After a long and laborious study
of the applicants for membership in
the billiard club, Monsieur Luke
Dehner submits to the readers the
following as members of the St.
Ambrose …
SOCIETY.
THE PEST
Noted Orator and Dramatist Gives Recital
AUDIENCE IS STUNNED
Feb. 31. Last evening, the students of St. Ambrose were treated to
an entertainment extraordinary. The artist who chastised us was
none other than Leonardo Schnoeball of…
THE PEST
THE PEST
Published without reason or excuse.
Entered as worst class mail.
Issued in defiance to the rest of
the staff once a year at the pest
house.
Rates: Single copy 1 pt. By the
year 1 qt.
Advertising rates: Columbus took
a…
THE PEST
Astonishing Discovery On The Invention of Golf
How large is your vocabulary?
Did you ever take the time to sit
and think and figure how many
words you have at your command
for the occasion of ordinary everyday conversation? It would be…
THE PES T
Thrilling Rescue As Seen By "Pest' Reporter
AN APPRECIATION—LEO J. LUCIER
By an Admirer
St. Ambrose College owes a vote
of thanks to one of its most ardent
and enthusiastic followers, Mr. Leo
J. Lucier. For the past eight years
his name…
The Pest
Tomb it May
Concern
VOLUME A. T.
GALENA HALL
No. XII
Student Proves Coue's Auto-Suggestion To Be A Fact
"TINY" DONATUS WINS
PERFECT BABY
CONTEST
At last the suspense is over. The
Pest staff of physicians have found
the perfect baby.…
