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Something
Neighbor to Kelly's father: What did Eugene learn at college?
Kelly's father: Well, sir, he can ask for money in such a way that it seems an
honor to give it to him.
Definition
A hero is the fellow who dates up a girl the…
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An Accomplishment
Father (to son returned home from college) : Son, what was the hardest thing
you learned to do at college?
G. McCabe: How to open beer bottles
with half a dollar.
In the Refectory
Waiter: Will you have pie?
Student: …
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Reported Received by Neiters
Louis Neiters, Oct, 27, 1921.
St. Ambrose College, Davenport, Iowa.
Dear Boy of My Heart,
"You'd Be Surprised" if you knew "Somewhere a Heart is Breaking for You."
"You didn't want me when you had me," so…
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Act I
The Master of Discipline
received the following note
from Mrs. Besten:
"My son will be unable
to attend school today, as he
has just shaved himself for
the first time."
Church History
Fr. Meinberg: Saint Ambrose fasted day and…
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Infirmaree
The hours I spend in thee, dear heart,
Are just a string of pills to me,
I take each one an hour apart—
Infirmaree! Infirmaree!
Each hour a pill, and when I try
To swallow one, the little cuss
Will not go down, but lodges…
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One of Our Young Men Gets Childish With Results
Miss Helen
Dear Friend,
I suppose you think it awfully queer receiving a letter from someone you have never
heard of or read of. I saw your name on an algebra book that I am using. I…
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WHOS
WHO
THE COUNT GOES FORTH TO
CONQUER THE WORLD
A FUTURE PROFESSOR
CAUGHT
BY OUR
SAY GUYS! DO YOU THINK THE GIRLS WILL LIKE ME?
A-M-B-R-O-S-E
HARD
CIDER
A MAN ONCE LIVED IN A JUG
AT SAC
A NATURE FAKER
CUTE? AND ONLY…
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I Remember
I remember, I remember the house where
I was born,
The shivers chasing down my spine when
I got up each morn.
I used to think that I was cold, in fact,
that I would freeze,
But those days were as nothing to the days
of…
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A Winner
Fr. Meinberg (in Ch. Doct. class) :
What is Law, Giltner?
Giltner: Something that's laid down
for everyone to follow.
Fr. Meinberg: A sidewalk, for instance?
Fr. Neuzil: Where have you been,
John?
Cosgrave: I just took my pants…
