1914 Yearbook
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1914 Yearbook
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WANT ADVERTISEMENTS
WANTED: To know who has my
book containing valuable letters.—
Russell.
WANTED: A large domesticated
bull dog with good open countenance and a fine physique.—Rosenthal.
WANTED: To know why Holtz is
always smiling.—Neuzil.
WANTED: To know who smokes
the most.—Morrin.
WANTED: A man to furnish me
with chewing during the winter
months.—Klise.
WANTED: An influential man to
get me a job in the Commercial
Club. Secretary preferred.—
Shields.
FOR SALE: A dozen different
breeds of ponies. All tested and
true. Will stand and will always
deliver the goods.—Hynes.
EXCHANGE: Will exchange a hundred dollars for a grade in physics.
—Hank.
ESTRAYED: A good pony. Last
seen in Latin class room.—Rump.
EXCHANGE: Will exchange blows
with man that drew the cartoon of
me.—Cab.
WARNING: I hereby give notice to
the Seniors to keep away from
Hill's.—Whittaker.
INFORMATION: How we can go
out with bunch and do a little running around without the faculty
finding it out.—O'Mally, Monk,
Shaf.
EXCHANGE: Will exchange a good
S. A. C. pie—the kind Mother
makes—for information as to some
good method of ditching D. H. S.
girls.—Schmidt.
WANTED: Some good cigars that
will do to pay William to sweep
my room.—Ligutti.
WANTED: A position as bookkeeper. Am good football player
and can eat almost anything.—
Dowd.
WANTED: A good dinner on June
the tenth.—Cash.
WANTED: A degree on the last day
of the term.—Seniors.
WANTED: To rent, a pony. Will
use during Ethics.—Welsh.
WANTED: Someone to help me with
my Saturday evening business.—
Baxter.
ANOTHER SLAM AT THE IRISH.
Old Plato was a dreamer
Who lived on heights sublime,
And though it's hard to get to him
I reached him every time.
Aristotle was the greatest,
His thoughts all limits went.
But still I found it possible
To make out what he meant.
Philo was a mixture
Of Jewish and Greek;
I worked hard at his puzzles,
And solved them in a week.
St. Augustine was the greatest
Of the early Christian men)
And though his thoughts are often
deep,
I always follow him.
And now we have Erigena,
Who was Irish, so they say.
I'll never get the stuff he wrote
This side of Judgment day.
THIRD FLOOR CREED.
Down with—
Eight o'clock class.
Wilhem.
All prefects.
Sharks of all styles.
Restrictions of all kinds.
Smokers and sleepers.
The "holy" philosophers.
All knockers.
WANTED: To know who has my
book containing valuable letters.—
Russell.
WANTED: A large domesticated
bull dog with good open countenance and a fine physique.—Rosenthal.
WANTED: To know why Holtz is
always smiling.—Neuzil.
WANTED: To know who smokes
the most.—Morrin.
WANTED: A man to furnish me
with chewing during the winter
months.—Klise.
WANTED: An influential man to
get me a job in the Commercial
Club. Secretary preferred.—
Shields.
FOR SALE: A dozen different
breeds of ponies. All tested and
true. Will stand and will always
deliver the goods.—Hynes.
EXCHANGE: Will exchange a hundred dollars for a grade in physics.
—Hank.
ESTRAYED: A good pony. Last
seen in Latin class room.—Rump.
EXCHANGE: Will exchange blows
with man that drew the cartoon of
me.—Cab.
WARNING: I hereby give notice to
the Seniors to keep away from
Hill's.—Whittaker.
INFORMATION: How we can go
out with bunch and do a little running around without the faculty
finding it out.—O'Mally, Monk,
Shaf.
EXCHANGE: Will exchange a good
S. A. C. pie—the kind Mother
makes—for information as to some
good method of ditching D. H. S.
girls.—Schmidt.
WANTED: Some good cigars that
will do to pay William to sweep
my room.—Ligutti.
WANTED: A position as bookkeeper. Am good football player
and can eat almost anything.—
Dowd.
WANTED: A good dinner on June
the tenth.—Cash.
WANTED: A degree on the last day
of the term.—Seniors.
WANTED: To rent, a pony. Will
use during Ethics.—Welsh.
WANTED: Someone to help me with
my Saturday evening business.—
Baxter.
ANOTHER SLAM AT THE IRISH.
Old Plato was a dreamer
Who lived on heights sublime,
And though it's hard to get to him
I reached him every time.
Aristotle was the greatest,
His thoughts all limits went.
But still I found it possible
To make out what he meant.
Philo was a mixture
Of Jewish and Greek;
I worked hard at his puzzles,
And solved them in a week.
St. Augustine was the greatest
Of the early Christian men)
And though his thoughts are often
deep,
I always follow him.
And now we have Erigena,
Who was Irish, so they say.
I'll never get the stuff he wrote
This side of Judgment day.
THIRD FLOOR CREED.
Down with—
Eight o'clock class.
Wilhem.
All prefects.
Sharks of all styles.
Restrictions of all kinds.
Smokers and sleepers.
The "holy" philosophers.
All knockers.
Date
1914
Identifier
http://cdm16810.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/p16810coll2/id/3348