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Oil and Water
"Dugan" and prohibition.
"Red" Crestani and perpetual summer.
"Jake" and a school without a baseball
team.
Wednesday P. M. and classes.
St. Ambrose and "eats".
Sixth Year Latin Class and class on…
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THAT FOOTBALL GAME
It all started when Julius
Caesar, ace of the ancient masterminds, held a hot argument
with Andy Gump, dangerous
contender for the same crown
amongst modern geniuses. The
subject of the argument was
athletics—ancient…
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but in the "dago" section the dispensers peddled
dago red bananas, and garlick drops.
To relieve the monotony of waiting, music was
furnished by Cleopatra's Snappy Six, King Kole's
Raggin' Fools, Sousa's Band, U. S. Marine…
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seated on the Ancients side of the field:—Ruth the Gleaner ; Bill Shakespeare; King Henry the eighth with an armful of vamps; King Arthur surrounded by his hungry round-
the-table, free-lunch hounds; the King of Siam (made famous by F.…
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from the turf. His measurements were then
taken for a wooden overcoat and he was carried slowly off the field. Aubrey Devine (the
same guy who made Walter Camp realize that
out past the yellow, winding Father of Waters; out in the wild,…
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was suddenly struck from behind by the flying D'Artagnan and the terrific impact of the ferocious tackle carried him over the line where he lay huddled and motionless upon the ground. (This scene is not portrayed as
well as it might be,…
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Recipient: McCormick
Georgia, North Pole.
Junember 82, 10967.
Dear Friendless:
Yourself and company are cordially invited to attend the "99th Annual Moonlight
Picnic", given by the "Nut Club" on the east side of Rest Cemetery in the…
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Tweedvale Tweeds are the
thing in clothes
Gray, Tan, Brown Tweeds; mixtures,
new colorings, with extra pair of golf
knickers or long trousers in sack or
sport models. You'll like the change
into these clothes; you'll like…
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PROMPTNESS EXEMPLIFIED
"My! My!" wheezed an old man, stopping in astonishment. "Goodness gracious!" ejaculated
three young men standing close by. "Oh!" gasped a young flapper, completely surrounded by
the aforesaid men. And sure enough,…
