It is indeed repugnant to my modest
and retiring nature that any work of
mine should be placed before the public. I deny that I had any purpose in writing
whatever may appear in the following pages, and
should anyone accuse me of trying to be…
GLOOM CHASERS
SECRET SOCIETIES
GERMAN CLUB
Pass Word—Bratwurst.
Emblem—Pretzel.
National Song—Hi le Hi lo.
Members—Wagner, Bissen, Jaeger,
Rempe, Ott, Biddy Dixon, Nieters.
IRISH CLUB
Pass Word—Brian Boru.
Emblem—Shamrock.
National…
WANTED—Position. I am a regular guy.
I wear a belt; wear garters, carry a handkerchief and everything. Have seen a lot
of the world, as I live in Rock Island. The
boys call me a ras-cal, but I am a regular
down-town slicker, that's what I am. I…
TINY TOPICS
Wendeline Miller came back to demand the
rest of his education. Won't someone please
give it to him.
It is a wise student that knows his own
professor.
If silence is golden, when will Frank Mc-
Givern be worth thirty cents ?
Cseser was…
Vox Populi
In order for the public to judge properly
the character of any student of our institution, a meeting was called by our famous
agitator, "Bull" Jaeger, to determine who
should be on this roll. If the result does not
please you, do not…
WANT ADS
LOST—Two weeks' pie on that darned ball
game.—T. L. Wolfe.
WANTED—Position as piano player. Willing to travel.—J. J. Morrin.
$50 REWARD for the capture of Louie
Mack's ukelele, dead or alive.—3d. floor
gang.
FOR…
SUMMARY OF UNDER-SEA ACTIVITIES
TO DATE
Sub-marine activities commenced on Lake
LeClaire, January—but to date the casualties have been very small. A war-zone was
declared twenty feet south of the north coast
and a warning was sent out that all…
