Humorous
Joe Malone submits:
I'd rather be a robber
A horse-thief or a miser
Captain Kidd or Jesse James
Than be the darned old.....!
We would print the word matching miser, but our book would not go
well in the home of the faithful satellites, the…
"Twould be more than I say any day
And you'd sure send me "Home to Stay."
Happy Thought by Otto B. Shott.
TO PAULA
1. Fair Paula, one bright autumn morn
With finery "decked" her graceful form.
2. Her locks she curled about her face
Which blushed and…
Bury me with jugs of water, streaming hot about my feet.
Bury me in twenty blankets, tell my friends "Omit the flowers."
Put no marble slab above me, all I want is lots of heat.
I am freezing, Ziggy, freezing! Other roomers suffer too;
I am…
Calendar
APRIL
Mon. 1—The introit of
those who went home for
vacation began about
noon.
Tues. 2—Still coming in.
Wed. 3—Exams began today. Classes till 3:40,
leave of absence granted
to those who had business
down town till 4:15.
Thur. 4—Exams still…
Mon. 22—Busy days for hook worm, gloom bug, and spring fever.
Tues. 23—Wrestling match between Johnny Corkscrew and Shorty O'Neil
for the heavy weight championship of The Fitzpatrick Barracks.
Wed. 24—The Glee Club sang in St. Joseph's Hall tonight.…
Twenty-seventh Annual Senior Elocution Content
Collins, Code, Hughes, Malone.
Friday, May 24, 1918
Star-Spangled Banner Francis Scott Key
Rally Round the Flag Air by R. E. Hildreth
College Orchestra
The Black Sheep Mary T. Waggaman
Joseph B.…
Seventh Annual Content of junior Elocution Class
Schoenfelder, Feeney, Nhare, O'Neil, O'Donnell,
Tuesday, April 16, 1918
"Liberty Lads" March Lee Smith
College Orchestra
"Engineer Conor's Son" Dromgoole
Howard O'Neil
"The Lost Word" Adapted from H.…