A LETTER RECEIVED BY ONE OF
OUR "AGGIES."
port Byron, ill.,
march 16, 1915.
dere Bro. Joe:
Havin got uour letter about 2 monts ago,
i thot i wood anser rite away, being as pa
sold them there hawgs and was dividen up
the money, and me think i will…
OUCH
Prof.: "What part of speech must a
predicate be?"
W. M.: "An adjective or a pronoun."
Prof.: "Huh! An interjection and an
exclamation point, too."
"Father, may I go after some soap,
This afternoon so bright?"
The priest…
LOST AND FOUND
FOUND—A package of cigarettes, owner
call at President's room.
LOST—My pull with everybody, finder
please return to G. Potter.
LOST—Two ponies, answer to names of
Sallust and Cicero. Finder return to
Tarrent and Whalen, and…
CALENDAR- Continued
15-This was a dry day, juicy like a brick. On complaint issued by P. H. Pete,
Kenny accuses M. Morrin with dishonesty, charging him with the failure to
return a two cent stamp borrowed two days before.
17-Vaudeville Club puts on…
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