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THE COLLEGE BAND
(By 'Jim')
When I'm exuding columns,
Of odd Ambrosiion jest,
It gives me creeps and horrors
Way down beneath my vest,
To have our band across the hall
To play with ghoulish zest.
It gives me wheeping willies
The…
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OUR LAST EDITORIAL
The well known and justly celebrated
Easter-tide has at last come. We have
with us today, gentlemen, track, baseball,
sport-shirts, silk stockings, out-door quartettes, moon-light nights, and other…
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ENGLISH LANGUAGE
BASELY MURDERED
WAS SQUELCHED
MEETS DEATH DURING HOLIDAYS.
RECEIVE KNOCK-OUT BLOW.
They were decorating the room for the
evening party. It was at her house…
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LINES FROM PETE TO LOUIE.
In the month of September,
Ah! well I remember
Thy gentle sweet vision
First courted mine eyes;
Thy hair's golden streamlets
And cheeks without rinklets
Quite captured my fancy;
I name thee my prize.
On the…