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I plan on juggling blindfolded while balancing on one foot, here goes ...

HMO reform; Military; Faith based initiative; Social Security; Education

I know Mr. Bush will not eat broccoli, and when you become president, you won't have to eat it either

Yech

I hope my plan to ban the importation of all foreign-made assault weapons will send a clear message!

Buy American

I feel a draft ...

Soviet Socialist; Republics

Hymns

#1 Shall We Gather at the Schoolhouse; #2 Bless Our Tuition Tax; #3 The Pope and I; Votes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Energy tax; The bulb's too big!; Turn it clockwise!; Turn it counter-clockwise!; It's backwards!; Use a smaller watt bulb!; Congress

How many lives has he got left?

Saddam

How does a trial by a jury of your peers strike you?

How did he manage to make it through Thanksgiving?

Oval Office; Sununu

How about a nice cherry on top?

Capital gains cut; Nations wealth; Richest 1%

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