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1915 Yearbook

1915 Yearbook

Title

1915 Yearbook

Description

OUCH
Prof.: "What part of speech must a
predicate be?"
W. M.: "An adjective or a pronoun."
Prof.: "Huh! An interjection and an
exclamation point, too."
"Father, may I go after some soap,
This afternoon so bright?"
The priest looked up with a gleam of hope,
"Yes, since it's you, Mr. Light."
Shields: "Say, Healy, pass me some
butter; I haven't enough on my bread."
Mark Healy: "Then put some of the
bread back."
WANT ADVERTISEMENTS
Dick Lee goingjback to his room
FOR RENT—Dick Lee's room, on the 4t'i
floor; tenant has no more use for same
The Faculty.
WANTED—A roommate; must be able to
speak Yiddish. H. Shields.
WANTED—A rope ladder. Apply at West
Dormitory after 9:30 p. m.
WANTED—A first-class pull; will pu lb
cars or do anything. R. Moehn.
WANTED—More time for chapel. A. Peif-
fer.
WANTED—A noiseless fire escape. 4th
floor.
WANTED—A jitney bus to leave Columbia
at 4:40. L. J. Murphy.
WANTED—Easy method of developing
strength without attracting attention.
Barringer.
WANTED—A window that will always
take. Light & Gaffney.
FOR EXCHANGE—A White's First Greek
and a Caesar's Gallic War, for some
light reading matter. Bob Vogt.
WANTED—To know how many of us will
pass the exams, in June. Junior Academics.
WANTED—To know who put the "sick"
in music. The Band.
WANTED—Young men for the choir; an
excellent opportunity. Fr. M.
WANTED—A reliable anti-fat. Seybert.
WANTED—Something to take the place of
free days second-hand article will be
considered. The Faculty.
WANTED—More time to be with Shields.
Merle Skelley.

Date

1915

Rights

St. Ambrose University, 518 W. Locust St., Davenport, IA 52803

Identifier

http://cdm16810.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/p16810coll2/id/3702