1916 Yearbook
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1916 Yearbook
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THE DAILY LOAF.
THE DAILY LOAF
love nor money can keep us from printing,
and it is with these things that we will fill
Subscription Rates
up the remainder of our space.
Single Copy—Week Days
FREE
GREAT EPIC POEM
Note: Not desiring to gain any publicity, and not wishing to cause any inter-
national complications, we are not going
Single Copy—Sundays
THE SAME
Daily and Sunday
NOTHING
to publish the name of the author of this
neutral verse. However, you are permitted to have one guess who wrote this thing,
THE DAILY LOAF
For sale by all leading High Schools and
Colleges. Pupils and alumnae of the
I. C. A. and St. Mary's High School may
obtain their copies at any of the above
mentioned places.
As our life insurance policies are paid
up, we are'not afraid to mention the names
of those connected with our great daily.
and you can't miss!
Here's to sweet Ireland,
The land of my birth,
The land of the shamrock,
The best land on earth.
The Irish were Irish
When England wasn't much,
And they will still be Irish
When England turns Dutch.
THE DAILY LOAF STAFF
Chief Cook and Bottle Washer
'Jim' Morrow
Society Editor Ima Peach
Scandal Monger 0. B. Joyful
Musical Editor Yule B. Stung
War Correspondent Iona Cannon
Misinformation Ed U. B. Darned
The troubles of old England,
As all we boys can see,
Are coming on so swiftly
That we will soon be free.
For England by next summer
Will be walking with a crutch
Surrounded by the Germans,
And all a-speaking Dutch.
Staff Poet - Just Guess
Office Boy 'Germany' Volz
EXAMPLE OF SIMULTANEOUS ILLUSTRATION
NOTICE
Send all complaints, bombs, etc., to the
x^mbrosian Annual Board.
Send all checks and compliments to the
Daily Loaf.
(Signed) JAMES MORROW, Editor.
At eight o'clock the brilliant light
Reveals that Charlie Smart,
Has called on a maid of whom he's afraid;
So they all sit this far apart.
At ten, it appears, he's lost all his fears,
And his heart is filled with bliss,
Could you see through the gloom, you'd
EDITORIAL
We are great advocates of free speech
and as such we are not afraid to say what
we think or think what we say. Consequently we are running the risk of libel
suits and loss of patronage just to give our
readers the truth about our mis-represented classmates. Many things we have
been paid to keep quiet about. The Daily
Loaf desk is even now strewn with the
offerings of those who fear the stinging
remarks of this paper. Here is a collar-
button from Eddie O'Connor, given to us
to refrain from stating what happened in
the subterranean passages of Taylor street,
in the days long since departed; there is a
plugged nickel from Mugsey McGrath, so
that we would not say anything about the
tragedy that happened at Suburban Island;
here are two of Tom's pies, stolen from the
discover the room
Between them justlikethis.
Oh! James!
FRESHMEN, BEWARE!
Freshmen, beware! Do not read the following paragraph. It is not meet that such
young minds should indulge in such
weighty reading. Remember that we have
warned you!
'qSuBj 9SJ0H iAveii-AVBH
•p'Boq siq uo pu^s 0} p^q oq ji
'Avoqoraos it iv }8§ pjnoAY oq A\auii oh
ipB8J A'p'BoaiB s,oq raood siqx
'2looq-qsu b 0} siuoo uo} joSbav \\(q/a avon
'AYoqs b io pui^i }SB9i oqi s;oS oq ji
'Avoqouios ino puy n4oq }oq noA* ina
Iayou^ 0} iou lqSno oq Suiq^oraos s,ii
'oiqsoa^ b sotjjoay SuiqiXue s^aoq; ji
Sisters, to make us forget what happened
to him at the Three-I Ball park; here in the
waste basket are ten of 'Germany' Volz's
French Essays, so that we would not publish that volume entitled "The Ring She
Gave." But there are things that neither
A TRAGEDY
In Three Acts
Act 1—Maid One.
Act 2—Maid Won.
Act 3—Made One.
THE DAILY LOAF
love nor money can keep us from printing,
and it is with these things that we will fill
Subscription Rates
up the remainder of our space.
Single Copy—Week Days
FREE
GREAT EPIC POEM
Note: Not desiring to gain any publicity, and not wishing to cause any inter-
national complications, we are not going
Single Copy—Sundays
THE SAME
Daily and Sunday
NOTHING
to publish the name of the author of this
neutral verse. However, you are permitted to have one guess who wrote this thing,
THE DAILY LOAF
For sale by all leading High Schools and
Colleges. Pupils and alumnae of the
I. C. A. and St. Mary's High School may
obtain their copies at any of the above
mentioned places.
As our life insurance policies are paid
up, we are'not afraid to mention the names
of those connected with our great daily.
and you can't miss!
Here's to sweet Ireland,
The land of my birth,
The land of the shamrock,
The best land on earth.
The Irish were Irish
When England wasn't much,
And they will still be Irish
When England turns Dutch.
THE DAILY LOAF STAFF
Chief Cook and Bottle Washer
'Jim' Morrow
Society Editor Ima Peach
Scandal Monger 0. B. Joyful
Musical Editor Yule B. Stung
War Correspondent Iona Cannon
Misinformation Ed U. B. Darned
The troubles of old England,
As all we boys can see,
Are coming on so swiftly
That we will soon be free.
For England by next summer
Will be walking with a crutch
Surrounded by the Germans,
And all a-speaking Dutch.
Staff Poet - Just Guess
Office Boy 'Germany' Volz
EXAMPLE OF SIMULTANEOUS ILLUSTRATION
NOTICE
Send all complaints, bombs, etc., to the
x^mbrosian Annual Board.
Send all checks and compliments to the
Daily Loaf.
(Signed) JAMES MORROW, Editor.
At eight o'clock the brilliant light
Reveals that Charlie Smart,
Has called on a maid of whom he's afraid;
So they all sit this far apart.
At ten, it appears, he's lost all his fears,
And his heart is filled with bliss,
Could you see through the gloom, you'd
EDITORIAL
We are great advocates of free speech
and as such we are not afraid to say what
we think or think what we say. Consequently we are running the risk of libel
suits and loss of patronage just to give our
readers the truth about our mis-represented classmates. Many things we have
been paid to keep quiet about. The Daily
Loaf desk is even now strewn with the
offerings of those who fear the stinging
remarks of this paper. Here is a collar-
button from Eddie O'Connor, given to us
to refrain from stating what happened in
the subterranean passages of Taylor street,
in the days long since departed; there is a
plugged nickel from Mugsey McGrath, so
that we would not say anything about the
tragedy that happened at Suburban Island;
here are two of Tom's pies, stolen from the
discover the room
Between them justlikethis.
Oh! James!
FRESHMEN, BEWARE!
Freshmen, beware! Do not read the following paragraph. It is not meet that such
young minds should indulge in such
weighty reading. Remember that we have
warned you!
'qSuBj 9SJ0H iAveii-AVBH
•p'Boq siq uo pu^s 0} p^q oq ji
'Avoqoraos it iv }8§ pjnoAY oq A\auii oh
ipB8J A'p'BoaiB s,oq raood siqx
'2looq-qsu b 0} siuoo uo} joSbav \\(q/a avon
'AYoqs b io pui^i }SB9i oqi s;oS oq ji
'Avoqouios ino puy n4oq }oq noA* ina
Iayou^ 0} iou lqSno oq Suiq^oraos s,ii
'oiqsoa^ b sotjjoay SuiqiXue s^aoq; ji
Sisters, to make us forget what happened
to him at the Three-I Ball park; here in the
waste basket are ten of 'Germany' Volz's
French Essays, so that we would not publish that volume entitled "The Ring She
Gave." But there are things that neither
A TRAGEDY
In Three Acts
Act 1—Maid One.
Act 2—Maid Won.
Act 3—Made One.
Date
1916
Rights
St. Ambrose University, 518 W. Locust St., Davenport, IA 52803
Identifier
http://cdm16810.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/p16810coll2/id/3516