V. Costello went into L. Boyle's room and saw Leonard using a Latin pony and
exclaimed, "Aw, heck! Can't you translate that Latin without an answer book?"
Quite Annoying
Hink O'Niel : "Father, I'd like to have another room."
Fr. Hannon : "No, no, all…
ALL-WORLD TEAM
for
ALL AGES, COUNTRIES, AND RACES
Picked
by
THE WORLD'S FIRST AND FOREMOST
ATHLETIC CRITIC
Who Has Witnessed
Each and Every
GAME
from
CAIN'S ALL-STARS vs. ABEL'S TORNADOES
to
THE THORNS vs. R. I. INDEPENDENTS
Last Sunday
These teams…
FIRST TEAM
Ends—
Langford, Boston.
Van Albert, Holland.
Tackles—
Mutt, New York.
Honey Boy Evans, Indiana.
Guards—
Goliath, Palestine.
Samson, Palestine.
Center—
Jimmy Wilde, England,
Quarter—
Napoleon I, France.
Half-Backs—
Ben Turpin,…
OUR THANKSGIVING
We went to DeWitt a hundred strong.
To make it interesting we took plenty of jack along ;
We offered the lucre all down the line,
Then we argued and pleaded, but didn't get a dime.
The game started slow with not a score for either…
Rippling Rhymes by H. B.
He sat in the shade of the palm of his hand and
slowly dotted his eyes ; then he cut from his trunk with
his shoulder blades, a limb, with a great many sighs.
He took from the limb a full grown calf, and fed it on
nails from…
Things We Want to Do, Try to Do, But Can't Get By With
Get some real jokes for this department. Get a general average of 99.99 ;
Be in to class on time ; Eat all the spuds ;
Talk in class-room and study-hall ; Sleep over mornings ;
Get by in class…
Shirk : "These doughnuts are just like Mother makes at home."
Bush : "Yes, sir, they are in one detail."
Shirk : "And what's that?"
Bush : "The hole is the same."
Dan Hannon : "Say, you know I'm getting mighty careless about financial matters."
Fr.…
Fr. O'Rielly : "Voltz, who led the people into the Promised Land?"
Voltz : "Which Promised Land do you mean, Father?"
And they always told me "they" were only to be found on the farm.
A young student by the name of Barry at a college baseball game…
