The Ambrosian
To a Postman
Slowly the moon drifts o'er the sky,
Slowly the tide rolls in ;
Slowly the lover says "Good-bye",
Slowly the three fates spin.
Slowly the flowers peep through in the
Spring,
Slowly the sea turns blue,
Slowly…
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Mr. Jones: Is your son home from college?
Mr. Lawler: I presume so. I haven't
seen my car for a week.
A certain young man from Cotuit
Had some gum, and he wanted to chuit.
To his parents he went,
To secure their consent,
And they both…
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Breathless
Till: Say, Woeber, I was
out hunting yesterday and I
had good luck.
Woeber: Glad to hear it.
Till: Yeah, I wasn't out
two minutes before a rabbit
lay dead at my feet.
Woeber: What did it die
from ?
Pass the Buck
Reis Boys…
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Something
Neighbor to Kelly's father: What did Eugene learn at college?
Kelly's father: Well, sir, he can ask for money in such a way that it seems an
honor to give it to him.
Definition
A hero is the fellow who dates up a girl the…
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An Accomplishment
Father (to son returned home from college) : Son, what was the hardest thing
you learned to do at college?
G. McCabe: How to open beer bottles
with half a dollar.
In the Refectory
Waiter: Will you have pie?
Student: …
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Reported Received by Neiters
Louis Neiters, Oct, 27, 1921.
St. Ambrose College, Davenport, Iowa.
Dear Boy of My Heart,
"You'd Be Surprised" if you knew "Somewhere a Heart is Breaking for You."
"You didn't want me when you had me," so…
The Ambrosian
Act I
The Master of Discipline
received the following note
from Mrs. Besten:
"My son will be unable
to attend school today, as he
has just shaved himself for
the first time."
Church History
Fr. Meinberg: Saint Ambrose fasted day and…
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Infirmaree
The hours I spend in thee, dear heart,
Are just a string of pills to me,
I take each one an hour apart—
Infirmaree! Infirmaree!
Each hour a pill, and when I try
To swallow one, the little cuss
Will not go down, but lodges…
