DON'TS.
Don't put your feet on the desk; it may
set a bad example.
Don't talk in the Library; you will disturb the bookworms.
Don't yell at the waiters; they are used
to that.
Don't go out without rubbers; you will
find yourself blacklisted.
Don't…
November.
1-Joe Schmidt bequeaths his Cicero and Sallust "ponies" to Whalen and Tar-
rent.
2-Big apple scramble at 4:15. About 7:30 Mell Morrin reports that he is not
feeling well.
3-Report is out that Belle Fink's laundry burnt last night. And I…
18—"Bishop" Bill Hughes delivered an oration in the "gym" tonight. It so impressed his hearers that a movement is on foot to have him elevated to the
dignity of "Arch-bishop."
20—Ghost stories were flying thick and fast in the smoker tonight.…
My Dream. It was the night of the feast of St. Ambrose, a brilliant moonlight evening, but extremely cold. The wind blew fiercely around the tower and at the same time whistled like Boreas did in the days before Ovid had his pipe dreams. I had just…
into was a large gymnasium, especially constructed for an exhibition game by Bill
Schmidt's Stars. As I entered, the gym.
bell rang—no, it wasn't either—my entire
trip was brought to an end when some one
jerked the covers from over me and said,
"Come…
12—Fr. O'Sullivan tells his Gaelic class: "You fellows don't know the answer
when I tell you."
14—"Liz" Welsh (for the 199th time this year) said: "Say fellows, let me have a
little mustard, I'll give it right back."
15—Devereaux, at dinner…
24-Bill" Schmidt and his gain still to be seen sliding down the icy hill.
25-Welsh invests in a new pair of skates, claims he can show the fellows around
here something new in the skating line. Dr. Ryan delivers first lecture of
his course. It was…
SLAMS
Murphy: "What profession do you propose to take up, Mr. Light?"
Light: "My highest ambition is to become a lawyer; to stand before a large
assembly of men and prove to them and to
the jury that the prisoner could not have
committed the crime…
