Both were weary from the battle,
Still their souls cried loud for more;
Lessin silent for a moment
Then his lips began to swell
And his eyes grew black and bulging
That is all there is to tell.
Ed: "I wish you wouldn't snore in your sleep."
George:…
Malone: "What are you making there, Flynn?"
Flynn (who is some chemist) : "Ethyl alcohol."
Malone: "Well, you are making an awful mess of Ethel."
The One: "This is an awful typewriter. The letter "I" is worn out.'"
The Other: "Well, what…
FROM "THE PARABLES OF EBENEZER'
Mary had a little lamb,
Its eyes were ocean blue;
Oh, how she loved that little lamb,
I'm sure you'd love it too.
Its cheeks were like the roses,
Its voice a pigeon's coo;
Oh, how she hugged that little lamb,
I'm sure…
Judge, Messrs.—Monroe county judges; both broke blood vessels ex-
pounding the law of the ascension of smoke to the unbelievers.
Overburg, Heinie—Shocked to death by Neiters and Code.
Cone, E. A.—Choked to death trying to pronounce two big words…
"THE BLUE AND WHITE"
Where mighty Mississippi flows,
Where o'er the hills the west wind blows,
The oaken boughs swing to and fro,
And spring birds come and sing and go—
The old school stands; the old bell rings,
Whose echo in my heart still…
Choir
Garrity, Moore, Conway, Code, Mallon, Malone, Gerwe, Cullen, Rohret, Cone, Flanagan.
First Tenor:
James Garrity
Bernard Cullen
William Conway
Director:
Rev. C. H. Meinberg
Second Tenor:
Aloysius Cone
Newman Flanagan
Paul Moore
Second…
Glee Club
Cullen, Mowry, Judge, Moore,
Garrity, Conway, Flanagan, Cone, Seuppel,
Gerwe, Rohret, McGivern, Mallo.
THE members of the Glee Club this year are like Charles Lamb
in this that they are "sentimentally disposed to harmony;"
but unlike that…