Iowa Heritage Digital Collections
State Library of Iowa

1919 Yearbook

1919 Yearbook

Title

1919 Yearbook

Description

NEGROES UNLOADING COAL AT MIDNI1HT
• Lanam (after seeing Doc Moore's name on the smoker wall)—I know
some Moore's down at Keokuk.
Doc—Where do they live?
Lanam—I don't know where they live, but they are the ones that belong
to the Salvation Army.
A CRACKSMAN
Cone—Ziggy makes very sure of himself before he does any talking.
Dutch—A safe blower, eh!
PROSPECTS ARE GOOD
Dentist—Your teeth are in very bad condition, Mr. Code. N
Code—They must be, you look so happy.
EXPLOSIVE
Fitzpatrick—Has anyone here seen Al ?
Simons—Al who?
Fitzpatrick—Alcohol, Kerosene him, but he hasn't Benzine since.
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT
Fr. M. (in Scripture)—John, what is a prophet?
Gerwe—Buying candy for two cents and selling it for eight.
FRIENDLY ENEMIES
Casey (playing the piano)—Gee, I'm always wanting to break into
song.
Reidy—You wouldn't have to break in if you could find the key.
Prof. Bashe
Joe Wagner-
Prof. Bashe-
MODEST
I played Hamlet once.
Did you have a long run ?
Oh, no; only two miles.
HEAT
Cone—Mike got mad when I told him our room was cold.
Code—I hope he was mad enough to answer with some heat,

Date

1919

Rights

St. Ambrose University, 518 W. Locust St., Davenport, IA 52803

Identifier

http://cdm16810.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/p16810coll2/id/4594