1916 Yearbook
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1916 Yearbook
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THE DAILY LOAF
OUR LAST EDITORIAL
The well known and justly celebrated
Easter-tide has at last come. We have
with us today, gentlemen, track, baseball,
sport-shirts, silk stockings, out-door quartettes, moon-light nights, and other signs
of the times. As the poet puts it, "Tem-
pus Fidgets."
With the coming of the well known and
justly celebrated time of year, we, gentlemen, as the staff of the Daily Loaf, have
completed our work, and now, as it goes to
(PAIR) A (DICE) REGAINED
A jolly young chemistry tough
While mixing a compounded stuff,
Dropped a match in the vial,
And after a while,
They found his front teeth and his cuff.
THANKS
THE DAILY LOAF QUITS
DOING NOTHING AT
SIX P. M. TONIGHT.
press for the first, last and only time, we
wish to make a few public statements.
WANT ADS
If we have been so negligent as not to
mention your name somewhere or somehow
in our newspaper, we are grieved very
much; if we have mentioned your name in
WANTED—A position taking care of children. Have had experience looking after
my own brother.—Frank Wolfe.
some connection in which you would have
preferred that we had remained silent our
sorrow is so much deeper; but if we have,
or if we haven't we, of the Daily Loaf, wish
WANTED—A position with the Allied
army. Am sure that I can make good
as I am a fast runner.—Frank McGivern.
here to state that it has never been our intention to slight anyone, nor did we ever
intend to hurt anyone's feeling, or to cause
any hard feelings between ourselves and
our readers.
To continue, dearly beloved brethren,
(this only applies to those of you who have
paid for your Ambrosian) we of the Daily
Loaf extend to you the greatest greetings
of the season, and we hope that you may
WANTED—In wholesale lots, 13 yards of
crepe.—Dramatic Society.
LOST—On the night of the Minstrel, our
reputations as actors. No reward is offered as they are of little value.—Morrow
& McGrath.
WANTED—A new excuse for being late.—
Coleman and Gannon.
become as excellent exponents of the Clas^
sics as we have been, and in conclusion,
we (do you get that?) "We" is editorial
stuff) we, I repeat again for your instruc
WANTED—Young man, with little inclination to work, wants job that will suit
his fancy.—The Editor.
tion and edification will close, loving all
our readers, fair and unfair, blonds and
brunettes, with a short excerpt from that
world famous poem of Gu-gu Gannon's
entitled "Soc Et Tuum's Appeal to the
Ambrosians,"
Lives of great men all remind us
We'll win Immortali-tee,
If the other fellow thinks us
Half what we pretend to be.
LOST—Phonograph by young man with
mahogany top and oak case. See Crowley, St. Ambrose.
LOST—Four brunette puffs and vanity
case. Return to Herbert Healy and receive liberal reward.
SEND for our illustrated Boooklet on How
to Fumigate Buildings to the discomfort of all in it.—The Chemistry Class.
Thanking you for the attention you have
given us, we wish to remain
Devotedly yours,
"JIM" MORROW,
First, Last, and Only Editor of
LOST—All hopes of ever having hot water
on the fourth floor. Signed, The Bunch.
FOR SALE—Small pox germs at reasonable cost.—Tony Jaeger.
The Daily Loaf.
WANTED—The name of the guy that stole
WEATHER FORECAST
the feed out of my suitcase.—Ries.
Sunshine, rain, and hot weather in the
summer time, with snow, clouds, and cold
weather in the winter. Moisture will vary
with the rainfall.
Droughts will occur only in the dry sea
FOUND—The waiters stealing a pie.—
X. Y. Z.
WANTED—A bucket to use after basket
ball games.—Morrin.
son.
Velocity of the wind will depend on the
distance covered within a certain given
WANTED—A little more harmony in the
Band.—The Student Body.
time.
Hot winds may be expected at the publication of the Daily Loaf
WANTED—Some one to put the club in the
Glee Club.
All forecasts guaranteed to come true.
Money back if they fail.
WANTED—To know who put the sick in
music.
OUR LAST EDITORIAL
The well known and justly celebrated
Easter-tide has at last come. We have
with us today, gentlemen, track, baseball,
sport-shirts, silk stockings, out-door quartettes, moon-light nights, and other signs
of the times. As the poet puts it, "Tem-
pus Fidgets."
With the coming of the well known and
justly celebrated time of year, we, gentlemen, as the staff of the Daily Loaf, have
completed our work, and now, as it goes to
(PAIR) A (DICE) REGAINED
A jolly young chemistry tough
While mixing a compounded stuff,
Dropped a match in the vial,
And after a while,
They found his front teeth and his cuff.
THANKS
THE DAILY LOAF QUITS
DOING NOTHING AT
SIX P. M. TONIGHT.
press for the first, last and only time, we
wish to make a few public statements.
WANT ADS
If we have been so negligent as not to
mention your name somewhere or somehow
in our newspaper, we are grieved very
much; if we have mentioned your name in
WANTED—A position taking care of children. Have had experience looking after
my own brother.—Frank Wolfe.
some connection in which you would have
preferred that we had remained silent our
sorrow is so much deeper; but if we have,
or if we haven't we, of the Daily Loaf, wish
WANTED—A position with the Allied
army. Am sure that I can make good
as I am a fast runner.—Frank McGivern.
here to state that it has never been our intention to slight anyone, nor did we ever
intend to hurt anyone's feeling, or to cause
any hard feelings between ourselves and
our readers.
To continue, dearly beloved brethren,
(this only applies to those of you who have
paid for your Ambrosian) we of the Daily
Loaf extend to you the greatest greetings
of the season, and we hope that you may
WANTED—In wholesale lots, 13 yards of
crepe.—Dramatic Society.
LOST—On the night of the Minstrel, our
reputations as actors. No reward is offered as they are of little value.—Morrow
& McGrath.
WANTED—A new excuse for being late.—
Coleman and Gannon.
become as excellent exponents of the Clas^
sics as we have been, and in conclusion,
we (do you get that?) "We" is editorial
stuff) we, I repeat again for your instruc
WANTED—Young man, with little inclination to work, wants job that will suit
his fancy.—The Editor.
tion and edification will close, loving all
our readers, fair and unfair, blonds and
brunettes, with a short excerpt from that
world famous poem of Gu-gu Gannon's
entitled "Soc Et Tuum's Appeal to the
Ambrosians,"
Lives of great men all remind us
We'll win Immortali-tee,
If the other fellow thinks us
Half what we pretend to be.
LOST—Phonograph by young man with
mahogany top and oak case. See Crowley, St. Ambrose.
LOST—Four brunette puffs and vanity
case. Return to Herbert Healy and receive liberal reward.
SEND for our illustrated Boooklet on How
to Fumigate Buildings to the discomfort of all in it.—The Chemistry Class.
Thanking you for the attention you have
given us, we wish to remain
Devotedly yours,
"JIM" MORROW,
First, Last, and Only Editor of
LOST—All hopes of ever having hot water
on the fourth floor. Signed, The Bunch.
FOR SALE—Small pox germs at reasonable cost.—Tony Jaeger.
The Daily Loaf.
WANTED—The name of the guy that stole
WEATHER FORECAST
the feed out of my suitcase.—Ries.
Sunshine, rain, and hot weather in the
summer time, with snow, clouds, and cold
weather in the winter. Moisture will vary
with the rainfall.
Droughts will occur only in the dry sea
FOUND—The waiters stealing a pie.—
X. Y. Z.
WANTED—A bucket to use after basket
ball games.—Morrin.
son.
Velocity of the wind will depend on the
distance covered within a certain given
WANTED—A little more harmony in the
Band.—The Student Body.
time.
Hot winds may be expected at the publication of the Daily Loaf
WANTED—Some one to put the club in the
Glee Club.
All forecasts guaranteed to come true.
Money back if they fail.
WANTED—To know who put the sick in
music.
Date
1916
Rights
St. Ambrose University, 518 W. Locust St., Davenport, IA 52803
Identifier
http://cdm16810.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/p16810coll2/id/3518