1920 yearbook
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Title
1920 yearbook
Description
Witty
Pres.: "Why didn't you comb your hair this morning?"
Bush (rubbing his hair in great surprise) : "Ain't it combed?"
Pres.: "No! And I want to know why it isn't."
Bush: "Well, you see, there were a dozen of us using the same mirror and I guess
I must have combed somebody else's."
Ambition
W. Winters went to the Prefect of Studies one day and said: "I'm going to quit.
The catalogue said I'd be kept busy."
"Well, haven't you enough studies to occupy your time?"
W. Winters: "No, there are about five hours every night I don't have anything to
do but fool away my time sleeping."
Correct
"Red" Schroeder: "Joe, I hear it isn't proper for the groom to kiss the bride at the
altar."
Code (up in society) : "That's true, but you know kissing in the vestibule gives
more local color."
A College Creed
Away with—
Seven P. M. Expression Class.
6: 15 Rising.
Fish and Beans.
All Crepe Hangers and Prefects.
Ban on Visiting.
All Rules and Legislation.
All Cliques.
Calesthenics
Doctor: "Are you taking any regular exercise?"
Joe McGuire: "I go to meals and read the Saturday Evening Post.
Pres.: "Why didn't you comb your hair this morning?"
Bush (rubbing his hair in great surprise) : "Ain't it combed?"
Pres.: "No! And I want to know why it isn't."
Bush: "Well, you see, there were a dozen of us using the same mirror and I guess
I must have combed somebody else's."
Ambition
W. Winters went to the Prefect of Studies one day and said: "I'm going to quit.
The catalogue said I'd be kept busy."
"Well, haven't you enough studies to occupy your time?"
W. Winters: "No, there are about five hours every night I don't have anything to
do but fool away my time sleeping."
Correct
"Red" Schroeder: "Joe, I hear it isn't proper for the groom to kiss the bride at the
altar."
Code (up in society) : "That's true, but you know kissing in the vestibule gives
more local color."
A College Creed
Away with—
Seven P. M. Expression Class.
6: 15 Rising.
Fish and Beans.
All Crepe Hangers and Prefects.
Ban on Visiting.
All Rules and Legislation.
All Cliques.
Calesthenics
Doctor: "Are you taking any regular exercise?"
Joe McGuire: "I go to meals and read the Saturday Evening Post.
Date
1920
Identifier
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