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We, the eds of the humorous department, on this 8th day of June, in the year
of Our Lord nineteen hundred and twenty-
one, in defiance to the rest of the annual
staff and as an unjust reward to our faithful (?) and untiring (!) efforts…
Weather-
or not.
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AND BUNKO
Vol. 98° Shade. No Shade PASSEMALL, ISLE-O-NOFLUNK, TOMORROW
No. 45486.88
MASTER MIND OF UNDERWORLD APPREHENDED
Gannon Wilts Under
Cross Examination
TEN CAPTURED
SEVERAL SCARED
NOBODY HURT
In Exchange of…
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THUGS PURSUE JOHN
Davenport, IA., Mar. 3. (Special.)—
The John mentioned above is not John
Barleycorn as most dry-minded people
would expect, but our own John O'Donnell. The fortunate young man was
interviewed this morning by…
LA PSYCHOSOMNO AND BUNCO
SOCIETY
H. McCabe Entertains
Tuesday evening at 9:30, the Society
for the Prevention of Cruelty to Dumb-
belles met at H. McCabe's sweet 4-i,
Dismal Heights. During the program
Sinnott read the Tribune.
After the program a…
GREAT SAYINGS OF BUM MEN
Gorman : Wait till we get you in the K. of C's.
Vermuelen : Cut out that old stuff.
Slowie : Flop my frame, big boy.
Hickey : Damn it, I wish I had some hair.
O'Donnell : Very astute!
Red Feeney : Varsity in the pink of…
AS HEARD IN THE SMOKER
Jew Murphy : "What is a gollywhopper?"
Sheehan : "A gollywhopper, according to the Encyclopedia Bullconica, is a species
of humdinger, descendant of the whangdiodle and cousin of an icthyosaurus."
AH, ALSENE, YOU HAVE…
They strolled through the woods in the height of their
bliss,
When full on her lips he planted a—bon-bon.
He gazed in her eyes and noted their charm,
As deftly he slipped 'round her slim waist an—apron.
He noted the green grass—it formed a proud…
To be or not to be? That is the question which confronts the minds of the youthful
citizen of today. Those who think it ought to be ; why? And those who think it
ought not to be. Why not? To those who say that it should be ; why should it be?
And to…
