George: "Where are those clouds going?"
Norbert: "George, dear, I think they are going to rain."
Malone: "Did you see the doctor today ?"
Delaney: "Yes."
Malone: What did he do for you?"
Delaney: "He took ten bones out of my hand."
Prof, in…
Coonan: "What are you running for?"
Wallace: "To keep two fellows from fighting."
Coonan: "Who are they ?"
Wallace: "Quigley and me."
HEART TO HEART TALKS
(By Berry N. Bones)
My Dear Miss Bones:
The coffee we get tastes like mud. What is the matter…
Rev. C. H. M.: "Give me a sentence with the word 'notwithstanding' it in."
V. O'N.: "My brother wore out his pants but notwithstanding."
Bruhn: "I feel it in my bones that we are going to get a free day."
Morrison: "Which bone?"
Bruhn: …
Humorous
HOTEL LOCUST
Main Dining Room
MENU
Cocktails
a la Rempe Crab
Green Things
Maher
Soups
Frett
A. Hughes
Murphys (3)
Plunkett
Ales
Boude-wine
Vegetables
Reddish (Kelly)
Beverages
Garry-tea
Deserts
Charlotte Rubes
Condiment
(Matt) Pepper
IT…
that they can pile up the points with the best of them. And the Sterling
squad ranked among the teams of their territory as one of the best.
Overwhelmingly outweighed, but not outplayed, the St. Ambrose Juniors went down before the fast Aledo team…
Junior Football
Hand, Bouquot, O'Donnell, McLain,
Murphy, Glanz, McCarville, Cusack, Schoenfelder, Woeber,
Norton, Hauar, Nhare, Gimble, Nieters, Skelley, Reese.
The Juniors opened their 1917 season with the fast Lyons High School
team and defeated…
