THE TRAGEDY OF A CAMEL (BY J. J. C.)
Dramatis Personae
Prefects-John Collins. Inspector of Smokes
Deputy Prefect—P. D. Moore. M. D.- -Master of Discipline.
Keeper of the Cuspidors—L. Britt.
W. A. Rempe.
Warden--W. M. McCabe.
M. D.
High Chanticleer—P.…
COLD STORAGE
Steckel—"Don't you find everything cold at
your meals ?"
Timmer—"Well, no; we always manage to
have a heated argument."
TRUTHFUL BOY
Prof.—"Did you throw any of these paper
wads adhering to the wall ?"
Sternberg—"No, mine wouldn't…
OUR MENAGERIE
A Bru-hn
A Moos
A Bohr
A Crowe
2 Wolves
All Kinds of Bulls.
HAPPY BRITT
There was a young man named Britt,
Who hailed from the town of DeWitt.
Every day to the gym
He would go for a swim,
This nice little man named Britt.
Alex…
FORESIGHT
Fr. L.—"Did Fenell take that medicine?"
r- Caesar—"No, he didn't."
Fr. L.—"Why not?"
Caesar—"Why, after smelling it I thought
that it wasn't meant for so small a boy, and I took
it myself."
HOW COULD YOU NEVIN
N. Gerwe—"John Gannon is…
A GOOD IDEA
Leo Kelly (after receiving a check from home)-"I think 'll have this check photographed."
Gavin-"To preserve it?"
Kelly-"No; so I cana have it enlarged."
NO HOOKS HERE
Lintz (on Thanksgiving day)- "Look! What's that in the chicken?"…
IT HAPPENS OFTEN
Dingle McCabe—"Did you have anything to eat after the dance ?"
Bill McCabe—"Nothing, except the roast that I got from the M. of D."
Old Man Butler (philosophizing on the dance question)—Doesn't it beat
everything, every time you…
WATER
Fr. H.—"Was everyone killed in the flood?"
Red Mack—"No, I saw the flood in a moving
picture and there were quite a few that weren't
drowned,"
WAR TAX
H. Vander Vennet—"Gee, I feel like twenty-
six cents!"
Horty—"You mean twenty cents, don't…
DIARY OF S. A. C. LAD IN 1950
Monday, Feb. 6—Oatmeal for breakfast. No desert for dinner.
That's all. .
Tuesday, Feb. 7—Oatmeal for breakfast. No pie. Dope. They
started on the foundation of Senior Hall today.
Wednesday,…
every day so I guess he's tryin to get some sleep so he'll be awake for
Commencement.
Then there's Curran, he's got loveli fluffy hair jest like yours. He
went to De Witt for Easter and ever since he's awful happy, smilin and
laffin at hisself. I…
