1919 Yearbook
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1919 Yearbook
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FORESIGHT
Fr. L.—"Did Fenell take that medicine?"
r- Caesar—"No, he didn't."
Fr. L.—"Why not?"
Caesar—"Why, after smelling it I thought
that it wasn't meant for so small a boy, and I took
it myself."
HOW COULD YOU NEVIN
N. Gerwe—"John Gannon is just too horrid.
I was walking home with him the other night and
a big bug flew into my mouth and I asked him
what that was the sign of."
Coryn—"What did he say?"
Nevin—"That I should keep my mouth shut."
NOT GUILTY
Strojiman—"So that's your new tie, eh?
What did you get such a loud one for?"
Butz—"I didn't select it. My brother did, and he's slightly deaf."
CLASSIFIED ADS
Wanted—Five or six room modern house; family of two; will not need
until the middle of June. Address, P. Dautremont, care of the Ambrosian,
or phone Dav. 6290-W.
Wanted—Some one to take the ache out of toothache. Will pay a
large price for same. Raymond Lawler, care of the Ambrosian.
For Sale—A book by a man with a paper cover. Casimir Donegan,
Welton. la.
For Sale—Papers of all kinds. I make a specialty of Sunday morning
editions. Order at once that I may have the proper amount on hand. Werner Schoenfelder, care of the Ambrosian.
Lost—A towel, by a man, with red and blue stripes. See Paul Lessin,
S.A. C.
SOLILOQUY
Stub O'Neil—"Gee, I wish I had one of those histories that repeated
itself."
EXPERIENCED
Suhl—"How many shirts can you get out of a yard ?"
Snyder—"Oh, that depends on whose yard you get into."
A DOUBLE MEANING
Prof.—"If Matricide is the killing of one's mother, what is Patricide?"
Skelly—"Killing an Irishman."
A KNOCK
She (to young brother)—"Jamsie, take your sticky hands off Mr. Mc-
Lain's coat; do you want to spoil the only suit he has ?"
Fr. L.—"Did Fenell take that medicine?"
r- Caesar—"No, he didn't."
Fr. L.—"Why not?"
Caesar—"Why, after smelling it I thought
that it wasn't meant for so small a boy, and I took
it myself."
HOW COULD YOU NEVIN
N. Gerwe—"John Gannon is just too horrid.
I was walking home with him the other night and
a big bug flew into my mouth and I asked him
what that was the sign of."
Coryn—"What did he say?"
Nevin—"That I should keep my mouth shut."
NOT GUILTY
Strojiman—"So that's your new tie, eh?
What did you get such a loud one for?"
Butz—"I didn't select it. My brother did, and he's slightly deaf."
CLASSIFIED ADS
Wanted—Five or six room modern house; family of two; will not need
until the middle of June. Address, P. Dautremont, care of the Ambrosian,
or phone Dav. 6290-W.
Wanted—Some one to take the ache out of toothache. Will pay a
large price for same. Raymond Lawler, care of the Ambrosian.
For Sale—A book by a man with a paper cover. Casimir Donegan,
Welton. la.
For Sale—Papers of all kinds. I make a specialty of Sunday morning
editions. Order at once that I may have the proper amount on hand. Werner Schoenfelder, care of the Ambrosian.
Lost—A towel, by a man, with red and blue stripes. See Paul Lessin,
S.A. C.
SOLILOQUY
Stub O'Neil—"Gee, I wish I had one of those histories that repeated
itself."
EXPERIENCED
Suhl—"How many shirts can you get out of a yard ?"
Snyder—"Oh, that depends on whose yard you get into."
A DOUBLE MEANING
Prof.—"If Matricide is the killing of one's mother, what is Patricide?"
Skelly—"Killing an Irishman."
A KNOCK
She (to young brother)—"Jamsie, take your sticky hands off Mr. Mc-
Lain's coat; do you want to spoil the only suit he has ?"
Date
1919
Rights
St. Ambrose University, 518 W. Locust St., Davenport, IA 52803
Identifier
http://cdm16810.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/p16810coll2/id/4667