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1914 Yearbook

1914 Yearbook

Title

1914 Yearbook

Description

ALL AMERICAN EATING TEAM,
1913.
Picked by us.
Leo Kerrigan Head
Lugitti Side Head
Neuzil Side Head
Roling End
Van Waus End
Kerrigan—He makes a specialty of
anything, and eats like a whale;
never misses a practice. Likes the
game so well that he sometimes
carries supplies away with him.
He is a logical head.
Ligutti—Rushes spaget in good shape
and downs the pie with more than
a share of relish. Is considered a
reliable, competent man; absolute
proof against indigestion. Should
make a great side head.
Neauzil—Is able to yell for bread
every meal. Is ready to stand anything, and will stand everything,
from dogs to beans.
Roling—Has a cast-iron abdomen and
has tendered it to science. Draws
in a bun like a whirlpool. Is an
enormously expensive man to carry
on the trip.
Van Waus—Is the strongest man on
the team. Eats like a crowd of
tramps. Hands have a tendency to
grab food. Has to be carried from
table by force. Holds school record for bread eating.
ODE TO A FELLOW.
Last bet $ 5.00
Borrowed from him 5.00
Cash dept 2.65
$12.65
What Went Home.
Books $ 1.65
Lecture fee 3.00
Razor 8.00
WHERE WERT THOU?
Ed: "Only over in East Moline on
a little business for my dad."
WE WILL RESIGN WHEN—
"Goat" Gallagher gets bashful.
McDonnell quits bluffing and finds
out that he "can't fool all the people all the time."
Neuzil is a miser.
Welsh gets 9 9 in philosophy.
Klise pays for his ad in the Ambrosian.
John Cash is drafted by the Giants.
Kerrigan grows up and discards his
skirts.
Frazier becomes a cowboy.
O'Malley comes back.
Shields stays from town.
Van Waus forgets to demonstrate
with his hands in recitation.
Brown gets married and settles down.
Baxter lives on W. Locust street.
Rosy quits handing out pluto.
Ligutti can take a joke.
INTERESTING HAPPENINGS OF
1914..
O'Malley, Dennison and Shaf leave
us for a limited visit with folks.
Where did Oscar get so much ice
cream?
Granquist is gradually working up
a stand in with the crowd and if he
remains here until 1919, he might
make a hit.
Some of the fellows were caught in-
the lower part of the building. Time,
about 2:23 a. m.
The philosophy gang are getting
too much like the younger students.
They even asked to attend a show.
It has been arranged that the philosophers may hand in their names
on Wednesday instead of going over
the rear fence.
Martin Whittaker is still with us
and as popular as ever.
"Who is that pretty boy sitting
down in bald-headed row, in the ten-
cent section."
"That is "
"Oh, hasn't he pretty eyes?"
"Yes, very. That is Van Waus.
SOME MAY REMEMBER "JEW."
She: What is that thing?
Jew: That is an engine boiler.
She: And why do they boil engines?
Jew: To make them tender.

Date

1914

Identifier

http://cdm16810.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/p16810coll2/id/3341