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1923 Yearbook

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1923 Yearbook

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him and said, 'Hey, officers, which one of you has a match?' The cop reached down
from his magnificent height and grabbed poor Sheehan by the collar and began to
shake him unmercifully. That was too much for me. I threw off my coat, rolled up
my sleeves, and rushing in said, 'Say, you big stiff, leave those fellows alone.' They
pinched me too.
"Folks, there are but two great actors in the world. Here comes the other one now.
Well! Well! Well!"
(Walks to left with hand extended as if to greet Sheehan who appears at right.)
Sheehan: "Hello, there, Mr. Gallagher."
Gallagher: "Why, hello there, Mr. Sheehan."
(Enter boys leaving.) "Bill" Conway.
With Apologies to Longfellow
Lives of great men all remind us
As their pages o'er we turn
That we're apt to leave behind us
Ponies that we ought to burn.
What is auto-suggestion? Just a nice
name for kidding yourself.
Christopher Morley says: "The trouser
pocket that carries the small change jingles the loudest, but it also wears out
first."
Page 158

Date

1923

Rights

St. Ambrose University, 518 W. Locust St., Davenport, IA 52803

Identifier

http://cdm16810.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/p16810coll2/id/7769