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1923 Yearbook

Title

1923 Yearbook

Description

Remember the Golden Rule
One of our professors was sitting up to
mark examination papers. It was very
late and the essays did not measure much
to the square yard. He was trying to be
liberal and was making rather heavy going of it when another prof entered.
"Getting rather late, isn't it?"
"It is a trifle late," admitted the first
prof.
"What time is it?"
The prof chalked up another goose egg
and replied gently, "You might call it the
zero hour."
J. Herlehey: "How come you got that
rag tied around your neck; sore throat?"
Luke Dehner: "Nope, haven't got my
laundry back yet."
Waiting
Hippler: "Babe, did you hear that joke
about the Egyptian guide who showed
some English tourists two skulls of Cleopatra, one as a girl and one as a woman?"
Green: "No, let's hear it."
They tell us that as a broadcasting station the choir is a howling success.
Page 142

Date

1923

Rights

St. Ambrose University, 518 W. Locust St., Davenport, IA 52803

Identifier

http://cdm16810.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/p16810coll2/id/7753