Wanted
A position as lecturer.—N. Gerwe.
To know what color tie is best suitable to wear at theaters, social gatherings, etc.
-L. Nieters. (I am much concerned about this.)
A good hair restorer.—H. Overberg.
A receipt for weight reducing.—J.…
Valentine Day
F. Vass: "Valentine Day has a special significance for L. Nieters."
Monger: "How's that?"
F. Vass: "Why, besides bringing affectionate messages from Texas it is also the
anniversary of his birth."
Monger: "Gosh! That's a deep…
"The Mumps"
At the M. D.'s Office
Davis: "May I go to town this afternoon?"
M. D.: "No, sir."
Davis (a little later) : "May I leave now?"
M. D.: "No, nothing doing. Get out of here."
M. D. (still later) : "Say, Davis, come here. Didn't…
Schoenfelder: "Did you hear about
Cosgrove swallowing a spoon?"
Feeney: "Is he very sick?"
Schoenfelder: "Well, he can't stir."
Undetermined
Keeler: "Say, Bill, what is the most
critical moment of the day for you ?"
W. McCabe:…
"Billy"
The Height of ?
Timmer: "We ought to have something on this floor."
C. McCabe: "You take the measurements. Wait, I'll get a yard stick. I'll be
back in a minute."
Timmer: "I don't need that stick, I measured it."
McCabe: "Well, how large…
Our Actors of Renown
Gill Lewis and B. Hynes were demonstrating their ability as actors.
"The bum sat on the big red box car,
His feet lay upon the ground."
"Longfellow," said Hynes.
"The wind it howled and shook
The bridge upon its…
Gloom
Casey: "May I inquire what that paper is you are gazing at in such a melancholy
fashion ?"
Code: "You may. It's a photo of one of my intimate friends of De Witt, Mr.
Troy, who left school last week."
The Frat House
Neighbor: "The neighborhood…
Wouldn't It Be Funny to See
L. Boyle at a woman suffrage meeting?
R. Fitzpatrick at a dance ?
J. Code in a football game?
Al. Rempe selling an anti-smoke cure?
J. Wagner in charge of a ribbon counter ?
H. Overberg with a "Star" plug?
J. Collins…
