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You better have a good explanation for coming to spring training 50 pounds overweight!

It's my money belt

Iraqi army

Ground war

I'm here to announce that the President has just agreed to a face saving proposal for Saddam Hussein

Between the mailman and the census taker, Bubba is getting quite a bit of exercise lately

Woof woof

Presidential airlines

I'd like a refund, please; Departures; Flight #1992; Destination Iowa/New Hampshire; Canceled; Arrivals; Flights #1; Saudi Arabia; On time; Flight 1992 Iowa/New Hampshire

Our role in the world is undiminished

Sec. of State; Leadership 16EEEE

The forecast calls for rain to continue for the next few months, then turning to snow ...

Drip drip drip drip drip

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Energy tax; The bulb's too big!; Turn it clockwise!; Turn it counter-clockwise!; It's backwards!; Use a smaller watt bulb!; Congress

Stop smoking programs

Hypnosis; You are getting sleepy, and you don't want to smoke anymore; The patch; Federally mandated child-proof lighters; How does this @#*! thing work!; Flick flick flick flick flick flick flick flick

Today I think we've found a way to re-create a dinosaur!

But should we?; 160 million years later; I think we've found a way to re-create a human!; But should we?

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