DIARY—Continued.
9th. Kerrigan, our Vocalist, discovers a new use for mustard. Good for the cramps;
not voice!
11th. Pool-room scene. Actors: Fr. Mc. and Togo. Time: Evening. Atmosphere:
Mainly one of suspense. Exit: …
Famous Men, Historical and Otherwise, at St. Ambrose
Sherlocko, the Monk ?????
Hank, the Hermit Boltenstern
Admiral Togo Metzger
Cy Morgan Morgan
Rip Van Winkle Michalek
Ziggy Simons
Ty Cobb N. Gallagher
Scoop, the Cub Reporter. . .M.…
Prof.—Do you know anything about
this lesson?
Callahan—No, I do not!
Prof.—Then what do you know?
Callahan—Nothing!
Dad—Say, do you know there's one
thing about Scoop that's peculiar?
What's that?
Dad—Why, he always takes a joke for
the purpose of…
Oh! That Laundry!
Oh, where are all those clothes
That mine were when I came?
Everybody answers,
And the answers are the same.
I sent them to THAT LAUNDRY
Just a week ago today;
M. C. must have them salted,
And I guess they're there to stay.
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