BIOLOGY
Fr. Hauber—Mr. Wagner, can you tell us anything about the spinal
column ?
Dutch—The spinal column is a long wavy line. I sit on one end and
my head sits on the other.
YOU'RE RIGHT, AL
Fitz (cutting hair)-—You sure got a rotten haircut last…
Raymond Ambrose Kinnavey is the
guy that put the "Taurus" in "Taurus
semper est vobiscum." He is so small
that we were unable to obtain physical
statistics of him. However, he is a
bright boy and gives many "bright"
answers in class. His hair is a…
B. A. (D.) Ways
This young man is Edward Aloysius
Cone. His home is in Clinton, but he
is at present a patient at St. Ambrose
College. He is five feet tall, weighs 98
pounds, and is a brunette. We, the
class of 1919, elected him president of
the…
To Ye College Nuts
WHO, although in constant
fear of the many squirrels
that inhabit the grounds
of St. Ambrose, nevertheless took the time to make possible
this, the Humorous Section, these
pages of our treatise are respectfully (?) dedicated.
Independents
AS we could not have a Varsity baseball team this year, owing
to the fact that most of our athletes are engaged in serving
their country as soldiers, the Independent team was formed.
Though many of our best athletes were absent, there…
Athletic Conditions for Current Tea
WHEN reassembling time came last Fall it was found that very
few of our former athletes answered the roll. Nearly all of
them were wearing the khaki and learning to go "over the
top." Many, already experts in the…
