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THE DAILY LOAF.
THE COLLEGE BAND
(By 'Jim')
When I'm exuding columns,
Of odd Ambrosiion jest,
It gives me creeps and horrors
Way down beneath my vest,
To have our band across the hall
To play with ghoulish zest.
It gives me wheeping willies
The…
THE DAILY LOAF
OUR LAST EDITORIAL
The well known and justly celebrated
Easter-tide has at last come. We have
with us today, gentlemen, track, baseball,
sport-shirts, silk stockings, out-door quartettes, moon-light nights, and other…
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Scandal News Department
AGONY QUARTETTE
ENGLISH LANGUAGE
BASELY MURDERED
WAS SQUELCHED
MEETS DEATH DURING HOLIDAYS.
RECEIVE KNOCK-OUT BLOW.
They were decorating the room for the
evening party. It was at her house…
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LINES FROM PETE TO LOUIE.
In the month of September,
Ah! well I remember
Thy gentle sweet vision
First courted mine eyes;
Thy hair's golden streamlets
And cheeks without rinklets
Quite captured my fancy;
I name thee my prize.
On the…
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Linnenkamp (to station agent): What
is the fare to the fair?
S. A.: The same as to the homely.
Bissen: When I sing I get tears in my
eyes. What can I do for that?
Morrin: Stuff cotton in your ears.
Cranny: Are you…
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Troy—"I've been wanting to tell you
something for a week back."
Donohue—"Well, what is it?"
Troy—"Liniment."
Ryan (to Sheehan, who is writing a composition)—"What is that big book you
have there?"
Sheehan—"Figuratively…
Who's Who
THE afternoon had marked the close of the foot-ball season. All the S. A.
C. "plutocrats" had gone down to the I-I-I park to "watch us down De
Paul." "Jew" sat on the west bleachers with Katherine, shared a sack of
pop-corn with her, and…
The Dictionary
Classic.—An emotional, fantastic, and unintelligible discourse, whose central idea
is lost amid the confusion of colossal
words and gelubrious homonyns.
Sore.—When passion so clouds one's reason that he forgets himself so far as…
