At Junior Game
McHard: "I don't see anybody with brass buttons and clubs."
Fennell: "This is a basket ball gams, not a prize fight."
McHard: "Where are the guards though?"
Fennell: "Norton and Coughlin. Don't you see them?"
A day scholar's…
Philosophy
Dr. Culemans: "Joseph, what is the Cognitional Determinant?"
J. Code: "It's—It's—well, it's—oh, I see all right what it is but then I don't just
exactly see—"
"Mr. Fitzpatrick, give us an example of what to your mind would be…
Wanted
A position as lecturer.—N. Gerwe.
To know what color tie is best suitable to wear at theaters, social gatherings, etc.
-L. Nieters. (I am much concerned about this.)
A good hair restorer.—H. Overberg.
A receipt for weight reducing.—J.…
Valentine Day
F. Vass: "Valentine Day has a special significance for L. Nieters."
Monger: "How's that?"
F. Vass: "Why, besides bringing affectionate messages from Texas it is also the
anniversary of his birth."
Monger: "Gosh! That's a deep…
"The Mumps"
At the M. D.'s Office
Davis: "May I go to town this afternoon?"
M. D.: "No, sir."
Davis (a little later) : "May I leave now?"
M. D.: "No, nothing doing. Get out of here."
M. D. (still later) : "Say, Davis, come here. Didn't…
Schoenfelder: "Did you hear about
Cosgrove swallowing a spoon?"
Feeney: "Is he very sick?"
Schoenfelder: "Well, he can't stir."
Undetermined
Keeler: "Say, Bill, what is the most
critical moment of the day for you ?"
W. McCabe:…
"Billy"
The Height of ?
Timmer: "We ought to have something on this floor."
C. McCabe: "You take the measurements. Wait, I'll get a yard stick. I'll be
back in a minute."
Timmer: "I don't need that stick, I measured it."
McCabe: "Well, how large…
Our Actors of Renown
Gill Lewis and B. Hynes were demonstrating their ability as actors.
"The bum sat on the big red box car,
His feet lay upon the ground."
"Longfellow," said Hynes.
"The wind it howled and shook
The bridge upon its…
