Wanted
A position as lecturer.—N. Gerwe.
To know what color tie is best suitable to wear at theaters, social gatherings, etc.
-L. Nieters. (I am much concerned about this.)
A good hair restorer.—H. Overberg.
A receipt for weight reducing.—J.…
Philosophy
Dr. Culemans: "Joseph, what is the Cognitional Determinant?"
J. Code: "It's—It's—well, it's—oh, I see all right what it is but then I don't just
exactly see—"
"Mr. Fitzpatrick, give us an example of what to your mind would be…
At Junior Game
McHard: "I don't see anybody with brass buttons and clubs."
Fennell: "This is a basket ball gams, not a prize fight."
McHard: "Where are the guards though?"
Fennell: "Norton and Coughlin. Don't you see them?"
A day scholar's…
A Good Reason
Boudewyns: "Why are you so stuck up?"
F. Hart: "I've got a right to be. I flunked more than anyone else around here."
Algebra Up to Date
Davis: "X plus Y equals X2Y2."
Lanam: "Yesterday it was only XY."
"Yes, that was…
Foresight
Leo Hess resigned his job as care-taker of one of the
class-rooms. He was asked by J. Kenyon what the
reason was and remarked: "I'm honest, I am. Whatever I find when sweeping I always turn in. The
other night there was a notice on the…
"Anti-Bolsheviks"
Disapproval
O'Donnell: "I don't approve of a money lender."
Morrissey: "You don't?"
O'Donnell: "No. He serves you in the present tense, leads you in the conditional
mood, keeps you in the subjective, and ruins you in the…
Da spring ? da spring ? You say ees here ?
No, no! You're wrong, my fren';
For still da skjr ees look so drear',
'N eet ees cold agen.
On—what you call eet?—"Groun' Hog Day"
Da sun eet shine so bright
I guess da leetla groun' hog say,
"O my! …
Rank: "What was the best bet you ever made?"
Cosgrave: "I don't know."
Rank: "The alpha-bet."
Wise One
"So you've known my son at college, eh?"
Dutch: "Sure; we slept in the same Philosophy Class."
Why, Nevin!
T. Lew: "The Study of Scarlet…
