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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Energy tax; The bulb's too big!; Turn it clockwise!; Turn it counter-clockwise!; It's backwards!; Use a smaller watt bulb!; Congress

And if you think I'm gonna go away, you're crazier than that aunt in the attic!

I put my constituent first!

City councilman; Snip; Brooks; Police communication; Ruan Building manager

Contract with America relays

House; Senate; Pant; Pant; Pant; Pant; Gasp

Kitchen

Congress; School lunch program; Menu; Rhetoric on a roll; Fruit cup; Fortune cookie; Milk

Leapfrog

Ah'm more conservative; Dole; Gramm; I'm more conservative

House

Prez

Have you noticed that it's windier than usual this year?

Elect me; For President

Speaking of campaign spending limits ...

I have a bid of $156,000 from Mr. Cownie ... do I hear $160,000? ... $160,000; Des Moines mayoral seat

This wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that grades are coming out soon, would it?

Voters; Politicians; School reform

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