Rev. C. H. M.: "Give me a sentence with the word 'notwithstanding' it in."
V. O'N.: "My brother wore out his pants but notwithstanding."
Bruhn: "I feel it in my bones that we are going to get a free day."
Morrison: "Which bone?"
Bruhn: …
Coonan: "What are you running for?"
Wallace: "To keep two fellows from fighting."
Coonan: "Who are they ?"
Wallace: "Quigley and me."
HEART TO HEART TALKS
(By Berry N. Bones)
My Dear Miss Bones:
The coffee we get tastes like mud. What is the matter…
George: "Where are those clouds going?"
Norbert: "George, dear, I think they are going to rain."
Malone: "Did you see the doctor today ?"
Delaney: "Yes."
Malone: What did he do for you?"
Delaney: "He took ten bones out of my hand."
Prof, in…
Winter
High on the crests of the mountains old,
Down in the valley's depth,
Far from the land of ice and cold
The wintry blasts have crept,
Stripped are the limbs of the birch and pine,
Bare is the mighty oak,
And they sigh and groan and all…
Calendar
January
Mon. 7—Fr. Stahl's canary died.
Tues. 8—Vacation over. Everyone late on
account of storm.
Wed. 9—Snow shovelling gang put to work.
Thurs. 10—Infirmary full.
Sat. 12—Many Daydodgers stayed home on
account of the cold.
Sun. 13—The…
Fri. 25—Paul Kleinfelder
visited the college and
broke the record by answering 1438 questions
shot at him by the Seniors in less than an hour.
Sat. 26—Greek exam.
Sun. 27—Be nice to thy
English pony that he may
serve thee well tomorrow.
Mon. 28—Some…
